The language ‘used to be so much worse. I think because I’ve gotten a little bigger I’ve tamed it a little bit, but in real life I’m a lot worse. But I don’t think it’s that vulgar’
SOUNDBITES — “It used to be worse! It used to be so much worse. I think because I’ve gotten a little bigger I’ve tamed it a little bit, but in real life I’m a lot worse. But I don’t think it’s that vulgar! I’ve always been around that, that’s how my friends and I talk. I talk like that around my mom, just because I like to shock her, so I think I get worse and worse to shock her, and she’s like oh my gosh Michael, don’t say that. But I think it’s kind of tame. What I think is vulgar isn’t like sex or anything like, but sites with exploding brains and stuff, people send me this stuff for Caption This! pictures. I can’t remember the site name, I used to link to it all the time. But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too.” —DListed.com blogger Michael K on the state of his website [The Awl]
I love his vulgarity and he’s cute as a button to boot!
The most hilarious gossip site on the web. So much more clever than that other gay gossip blogger.
he’s the shit !!!
I think Michael is freaking hilarious and I love reading his stories. I’m totally pissed that my company has blocked DListed so I haven’t seen his site for a few months now and I’m jonesing for some Michael K.
I don’t think there’s a single post on DListed that isn’t quotable and hilarious, especially when you’re drunk and/or sleep-deprived. I’ve had some pretty good “shitting myself laughing at three in the morning in the dark” moments reading DListed. I hold the site at the same level of CNN, in a good way.
“Michael K is of Mexican, Chinese, English, and Danish descent,” says Wikipedia, which explains the cuteness. Mix anything with Chinese and it’s like magic.
His site is just so damn funny!
he is soooo funny,unapologetic laugh out loud stuff!!
but he needs to leave gaga alone,she seems really sweet
and miley too
I love his site! He is the so freaking funny! I don’t know how he manages to be consistently hilarious, never missing a beat. My fave website online…hands down!
queerty licking buttholes again “me me me look at us we know what’s going on bc we heard it somewhere else. Dlistd had its moment. as usual you are veeery late… as in corny.
Michael is the best entertainment blogger out there.
I love MK too. His filthiness is strangely artful! Plus, I always get the impression that when he’s bitching about celebrities, he’s in on the joke whereas a certain other blogger who could not write his way out of a paper sack is just plain mean for the sake of being mean.
Oh C’mon and say it already, D-Listed kicks Perez’s ass.
MK is truly funny and campy, whereas PH is just a bitchy queen wannabe. PH has become a “Hedda Hopper/Louella Parsons” of the 21st century. He is paid/bribed/otherwise benefits financially from the artists he promotes.
And lets not forget that Mr. Hilton, I used the word f*ggot when I was thinking n*gger, doesn’t moderate the comments on his site which seems to be filled with anti-gay and utterly hateful postings.
@Qjersey: Couldn’t agree more QJersey. Love MK. Loathe PH.