"Journalist" (performance artist?) Marty Beckerman says he's done a lot for his craft. He's forced himself to endure a Chippendales performance. He's been plugged with a dildo. And now, a sperm facial. Naturally, he videotaped it.
Apparently, he tried selling his trip to the spa to fight free radicals to a respectable publication, but everyone turned him down. Even GQ, which, let's be honest, is a magazine built for this sort of thing.
Whether watching someone get "a facial facial" grosses you out (or knowing he must wear the semen mask all day long), it's folks like Marty Beckerman who restore our faith in journalism.
But also: Can this get your pregnant?
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Dude, any moron as hot as this guy that PAYS for this kind of thing…well, there's little justice in the world…
@ask ena: ROFL
Sister please! This is NOT the first time he has sperm on his face and I can guarantee you he has had several items up his bum.
Getting photographed? Priceless!
The sperm bath in "Caligula" was much more fun.
I don't charge for a somewhat similar procedure.
@Andrew: Hahah! Nice one. XD
Anyone making the next installment to "There is Something About Mary"??? Perfect idea to add to the screen play. lol
I just watched his segment on how he let his girlfriend sodomize him with a dildo. I have to say, he is an excellent salesman for anal sex. Apparently he REALLY liked it.