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The Man Who Proves Paying for a Sperm Facial Is Not Illegal

“Journalist” (performance artist?) Marty Beckerman says he’s done a lot for his craft. He’s forced himself to endure a Chippendales performance. He’s been plugged with a dildo. And now, a sperm facial. Naturally, he videotaped it.

Apparently, he tried selling his trip to the spa to fight free radicals to a respectable publication, but everyone turned him down. Even GQ, which, let’s be honest, is a magazine built for this sort of thing.

Whether watching someone get “a facial facial” grosses you out (or knowing he must wear the semen mask all day long), it’s folks like Marty Beckerman who restore our faith in journalism.

But also: Can this get your pregnant?

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By:           editor editor
On:           Aug 12, 2009
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9 Comments

No. 1 · ask ena

Dude, any moron as hot as this guy that PAYS for this kind of thing…well, there’s little justice in the world…

Posted: Aug 12, 2009 at 12:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 2 · edgyguy1426 · Member · 842 comments

@ask ena: ROFL

Posted: Aug 12, 2009 at 12:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 3 · Bobby

Sister please! This is NOT the first time he has sperm on his face and I can guarantee you he has had several items up his bum.

Posted: Aug 12, 2009 at 12:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 4 · dontblamemeivotedforhillary · Member · 805 comments

Getting photographed? Priceless!

Posted: Aug 12, 2009 at 12:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 5 · rudy

The sperm bath in “Caligula” was much more fun.

Posted: Aug 12, 2009 at 1:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 6 · Andrew

I don’t charge for a somewhat similar procedure.

Posted: Aug 12, 2009 at 1:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 7 · j

@Andrew: Hahah! Nice one. XD

Posted: Aug 12, 2009 at 2:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 8 · Michael vdB · Member · 242 comments

Anyone making the next installment to “There is Something About Mary”??? Perfect idea to add to the screen play. lol

Posted: Aug 12, 2009 at 11:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 9 · Cam

I just watched his segment on how he let his girlfriend sodomize him with a dildo. I have to say, he is an excellent salesman for anal sex. Apparently he REALLY liked it.

Posted: Aug 13, 2009 at 11:27 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]

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