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THE SHOT — Just one of many ways the gays will find to show off their bodies, all under the guise of “dressing up for Halloween.” Need some other queer-infused dress-up ideas? Three words: Zombie Bea Arthur. Okay, two words: Lady Gaga. (via)
‘cept to really get the Phelps look, you need a pee pee the size of a beer can…………..
Or a bong….
Since you seem intent on counting words today, I have two more that may be relevant:
I’d take a toke on it……… ;-O
Needs a Fu Manchu ‘stache to really complete the look.
His face isn’t “goofy” enough to be Phelps.
I added a bong to my costume, it was a hit! Plus I wore a track suit, didn’t want to show off my none swimmers body.
very cute..i would give him a medal for “outstanding achievement”….
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