The Onion Explains Why Prop 8 Passed
 
 
 
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Comments (15)

No. 1 · Othniel

It is good to laugh.

Posted: Nov 18, 2008 at 6:53 pm
No. 2 · Charles J. Mueller

Was anyone in that last percentile Jewish, by any chance?

Oy veh! Soch a schlameel, that Marvin. ;-)

Posted: Nov 18, 2008 at 6:59 pm
No. 3 · The Gay Numbers

:)

Posted: Nov 18, 2008 at 7:45 pm
No. 4 · Tim

I hate to quibble with the Onion but I think that 4% is far too low a number.

Posted: Nov 18, 2008 at 7:50 pm
No. 5 · Jerald

Prop 8 passed because the people of California believes that marriage is between one man and one woman for life! All the other "reasons" are irrelevant!

Posted: Nov 18, 2008 at 8:55 pm
No. 6 · jon

does Jerald even know what the Onion is?

Posted: Nov 18, 2008 at 11:17 pm
No. 7 · Tim

@jon: I doubt he even noticed the percentages add up to just above 50%

Posted: Nov 18, 2008 at 11:23 pm
No. 8 · The Gay Numbers

@Jerald: Don't listen to the others. You are really special. Would you like to come over for a six pack of beer?

Posted: Nov 18, 2008 at 11:32 pm
No. 9 · addy

HAHA, it's idiots like Jerald who are too stupid to recognize satire that passed prop 8.

Funny post though. Definitely made me chuckle.

Posted: Nov 19, 2008 at 3:24 am
No. 10 · Sam

Is that Jerald holding up the sign in the picture?

Posted: Nov 19, 2008 at 11:23 am
No. 11 · Rigato

Ok…now for the other 50%

10% – Non-gay actors still angry over those pesky rumors

4%- Dead people/criminals

26%- Latinos who couldn't translate the document but were told it meant deportation

5%- Masochists

5%- Meth-addicted Priests

Posted: Nov 19, 2008 at 11:36 am
No. 12 · M.Shane

The Onion is usually about as accurate as anything else relative to it making sense. Good read for the spirit.
Juding from all the B.S. coming from the bimbos screaming about their "rights to object" to gay marriage,or Jerald, this is far more moving sense wise.

Posted: Nov 19, 2008 at 4:58 pm
No. 13 · Phoenix (Rainbow Warrior Sharpening the Guillotine Blade of Revolution)

It should be:

17% "Love and Support their son Frederick but don't want him to marry that good-for-nothing Manuel"

.001% "Vote YES on everything"

Most people if they don't know what a prop is about vote 'NO' in case 'YES' will raise their taxes.

Posted: Nov 19, 2008 at 8:51 pm
No. 14 · cris

Let's not forget the 70% of black voters in California that voted FOR Prop 8. Talk about bigotry!

Posted: Nov 20, 2008 at 11:09 am
No. 15 · RCDC

psssst… guys, it's only supposed to add up to 52%. the other 48% voted no, remember?

Posted: Nov 20, 2008 at 8:03 pm
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