This weekend marked the opening of Jason Bateman’s The Change-Up (basically a straight-guy Freaky Friday knock-off with sex and poop jokes). The film—which we’ll totally never see—stars the ab-tastic Ryan Reynolds. But lest you give Reynolds all your spank-thanks, Bateman gets naked in the film as well and he’s pretty doable. That’s why we’ve featured the uncensored NSFW-ish still of him examining his junk in the second slideshow shot above along with a bonus third shot of him in bra and panties. Y’know, because cross-dressing DILFs make Mondays suck a little less.