If you’ve ever tried your hand at writing about The Gays in long-form, maybe you know what it’s like to find yourself penning The Next Great Gay Stereotypical Tome. Or, if you’ve ever read any of these works (and here is an excellent starting point), you know all too well about a book’s sexually active gays always having fantastic torsos, and how the confused straight guy will be a power bottom by the denouement. But whether you turn to the mysteries of Christopher Rice or the coming-of-age tales from Peter Cameron, we’re loving Megan Rose Gedris’s oh-so-obvious tips on how to write gay characters.
Not only does Gedris provide a whole section on “avoiding cliches,” but her “avoid at all costs” bullet points are a must-read for any gay fiction scribe, amateur or pro. On the over-used list?
Pregnant Lesbians. For some reason, people who write lesbians think they’re being incredibly original by having a story about a lesbian couple trying to get pregnant. This has been done exactly 2,405,305 times before. It creates a scenario where, despite not having relationships with men, the lesbians still need men desperately.
Evil gays. Somehow, people find it very easy to write gay villains (or more often, bisexual villains). “But… but… villains are more fun to write, and I wanted my gay character to be fun.” Well, if they aren’t balanced by some good gay characters, then all you have are a bunch of evil gays.
Slutty gay men / slutty bisexuals. Gay men, and bisexuals of both genders, are often portrayed as unable to commit, promiscuous, and cold-hearted. Particularly with bisexual people, there is a mistaken idea that they cannot make up their minds, and constantly switch back and forth between men and women, and will try to sleep with anything that moves.
The U-Haul. Lesbians have the opposite problem. We’re shown as so commitment hungry, that we’re lifelong partners after one date. This is crazy behavior.
Group ’em together. I have one character who is a lesbian. I have another character who is a lesbian. They’re, like, made for each other, right? Wrong. You can have gay people who know each other and have zero romantic interest in each other.
Closeted homophobe. “I’m mean because deep down, I’m just like you.” Yes, this happens, and it is sad and dramatic. But this story has been told too many times. Find another way to create drama in your characters’ lives.
“I wasn’t really gay!” Also known as “oh, is it sweeps again already?” this mostly applies to things like television and serial stories. A character who showed no same-sex inclinations previously will experiment with someone of the same sex, but either has no intentions of actually pursuing a gay relationship, or ultimately decides to stick with the opposite sex. That isn’t to say you can’t have characters who are questioning their sexuality, but try not to make it glaringly obvious that Lisa only slept with Mary because you were afraid of losing readers’ interest.
Appealing to the opposite sex. Using lesbians to get straight male readers, or gay men to get straight female readers, is really annoying, and perhaps the most overused gay cliche of them all. Many straight women love stories about lesbians, and straight men are perfectly fine reading about gay men.
Dead gays. I spoke too soon. This is the most annoying and overused gay cliche of them all. Gays end up being redshirts, created to die for the sake of the straight characters. Don’t create a gay character just to die.
Now walk into your local Barnes & Noble, head straight to the “Gay Interest” section, and count how many books employ exactly zero of these stereotypes. Thought so! And throw in the “knowledgeable elder gay,” the “designer-fashionista gay,” and “the PFLAG mom.”
Cam
Don’t forget the sexless best friend of the movies heroine.
terrwill
How’d you guys get the guest list of the New Years Eve
party I attended??? Only one we wern’t sure of was the
“dead Gay”, think he was waaaaaay wasted : P
spiritedrandy
This response is a bit off topic. For anyone who wants to read really moving and authentic gay fiction, read Alex Sanchez (whom I know personally).
http://www.alexsanchez.com/ Although the books are about gay teens coming of age, they are brilliant for adults too. I’ve read them all, except for “Bait,” which just came out (no pun intended).
Queerty: Please check these books out and, if you agree, please give them some publicity. Thanks.
An actual reader
What’s so annoying about this piece is that it appears to be written by someone who hasn’t checked the Barnes & Noble “gay interest” section recently. There’s actually been a nice renaissance in gay fiction recently, and it wouldn’t take much to name about 20 popular gay authors who have never employed any of those stereotypes:
David Sedaris
Armistead Maupin
Edmund White
Michael Thomas Ford
David Levithan
Bill Konigsberg
Peter Cameron (mentioned above)
Julie Ann Peters
Ellen Wittlinger
Rob Byrnes
Paul Lisicky
Paul Russell
Malinda Lo
Tom Spanbauer
Randall Kenan
Steve Kluger
I could go on and on and on. Instead of decrying the “junk out there” in gay fiction, perhaps Queerty could do a better job of hyping the great authors who are serving out community instead of mindless pieces that talk about stereotypes that barely exist in our current literary canon?
Jay
Christopher Rice’s characters are more complex than these
RomanHans
Actual Reader, the new Paul Rudnick collection of short stories, “I Shudder,” is non-stereotypical, very funny, and beautifully written.
Fitz
Josh Landon writes nice escapist stuff too– and he works hard to avoid the cliche’s about the 11″ dicks.
An Actual Reader
Romanhans,
I love Paul Rudnick, I’ll have to check that out. What’s so funny about this article is that the two pieces it links to are super smart. It’s just the snarky “all gay books are filled with stereotypes” thing that Queerty threw in that irks me.
ggreen
Most of those stereotypes can be found in the Castro bars any night of the week. Including a few more like: The sick and sloppy drunk gay, The I have to sleep with everyone I meet gay, The I think I’m so important I shouldn’t be here gay, The texting/phoning obsessive gay and The more I drink the smarter I get gay.
naprem
I notice she doesn’t offer any alternatives that she thinks are preferable. If you’re going to say, “this is crap,” you’d better have something to point to and say, “that is better,” or else you come off like a whiny bitch.
@ 5 Jay: Rice’s characters may well be more complex, but based on my one experience with them they are also horribly unlikeable fuck-ups who I would not choose to spend any time with were they real.
Lukas P.
Bitter, bored or brittle? More gay stereotypes to avoid –or embrace — in fiction and life:
–Jaded Gay: He’s seen it all, done it all at least three times. Invents gossip but never keeps or remembers a secret. Very weird connection with Mom. Uses too many foreign words, e.g. Ennui, Adagio, Arianna, Prada. Clothes either too tight or too big. Often surprisingly over-moisturized.
–GymBot: He only counts protein grams, your many faults and his reps/sets. Forgets your birthday. Smells like hand sanitizer and jock itch. Impressive array of grunts and nonverbal gestures. Manicures pubes every Tuesday. Thinks “Latvia” is a body part. Will laugh at your jokes. Secretly craves you, of course.
–Know-it-All Gay: He knows more than everyone about everything. He condsescends to correct you and expects you to be grateful. Reacts with lawsuits if you point out any of his errors. Generous with gifts but will steal them back when angry. A secret popper of pills, often; didn’t do well in college. Cries easily.
–Eurotrash Gai: Claims to have grown up on the border of Norway and Bulgaria, has only seen Baywatch dubbed, adores karaoke in Finnish or Arabic but can sweet talk sales girls into a 20% discount on luxury items every fucking time. Bonus: doesn’t mind accepting your cast-off flings although they’re second hand and somewhat traumatized.
Sounds like the cast of a bad LOGO drama, no?
gay-kinda-sorta
I love Gedris:) She has the best gay-themed webcomics out there.
Mountainword
I think this list should refer to gay films, rather than books. There are lots of these characters in films.
Yuki
Alex Sanchez is decent, though his first works (the Rainbow Boys trilogy) was a little juvenile.
Q the Platypus
Looks like this was lifted in part from http://www.tvtropes.com