Oh hi! Did you hear the Pentagon is releasing a 300-ish-page report today about its study today of homosexuals? I know! News to me too. The results, tallied from the responses of 115,000 troops and 44,200 military spouses and families, allowed research heads Pentagon General Counsel Jeh Johnson and Army Gen. Carter Ham to conclude that most of the American military doesn’t give two shits about MSM and WSW protecting this nation. But that’s not going to stop John McCain from wetting himself when Robert Gates and Mike Mullen testify before the Senate this afternoon. I love a good spectacle.