Gay Speak may be dead, but we’ve still got Hardy-Har-Har: Stupid Gay Humor, our lame attempt to collect as many shitty gay jokes as possible. The first go ’round got a lot of replies, but we imagine you kids can give us some more. In fact, we demand you to submit some terrible knee-slappers or we’ll…well, there’s probably not much we can do, so just do it for the cause. What cause? Mindless entertainment, of course.
Here are a few of our favorites from the last installment:
Q: How can you tell you’ve been to a gay picnic?
A: The weiners taste like shit.
(A bit obvious, but that’s alright – the more transparent, the better.)
Q: What’s the difference between a priest and acne?
A: Acne doesn’t come on your face until you’re 13.
(That’s just wrong, although definitely adaptable. Switch priest with Mark Foley and you’ve got a far more felicitous joke.)
Q: How do you make a gay man fuck a woman?
A: Shit in her cunt.
(What woman is really going to let you take a dump in her vagina?)
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This one’s just horrible. Don’t tell me that I didn’t warn you.
2 gay guys are having sex in the shower when the doorbell rings. The guy on top pulls out and says “I’ll go get it. But I don’t want you blowing your load until I come back.” The guy on bottom says ok.
So the guy on top goes to the door, signs for the package that the UPS guy was dropping off, and goes back to the shower. When he does, he sees the guy on bottom still there… but with a blown load on the wall.
The guy on top says “Hey! I thought I told you to wait until I come back!” The guy on the bottom says “I did wait. I didn’t come, I farted.”
Aryeh Frankel
how do you fit three gay people on a barstool?
turn it upside down
Evil Panda
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The fridge doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out.
Patrick EG
What is the difference between an angry, seperatist, feminist lesbian and a blue whale?
37 Pounds and a Melisa Etheridge T-Shirt.
Why don’t blondes from San Francisco wear black leather mini-skirts?
Well, for one thing, their testicles would show.
Patrick EG
How can you tell if your roommate is gay?
His dick tastes like shit!
jim
Did you hear about the Gay Pope?
He couldn’t decide if he was fabulous or devine…
nillachino
I was going to email the one that is No.1. I just heard it for the first time a week ago (although modified in location). I rolled on the floor.
Arjuna
*How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
*That’s not funny!
A lesbian is being examined by her gynecologist. While lying on her back she hears him exclaim, “My, you have the cleanest vagina I’ve ever seen!” The lesbian replies, “I should, I have a woman in twice a week.”