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The “RuPaul’s Drag Race” Recap: Floored Her in the Court

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By:           Chris J Kelly
On:           Apr 23, 2013
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  • 8 Comments
    • Snapper59
      Snapper59

      I’m sure the final show with Roxxy will be another Colton from “Survivor” and Jade Goody from the UK “Big Brother” and Phi Phi from last season: “I can’t believe that was ME – I’m so sowwy…..”

      Apr 23, 2013 at 7:28 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • rextrek
      rextrek

      JINKZ Monsoon for the WIN! Roxxy is a mean Biatch…..felt sorry for him in the begining with his tragic story……but he’s a Backstabber for sure…..Alaska – talented but Ohhh so WHINEY…..Jinkx is the Talent, the whole enchalada!!!!

      Apr 23, 2013 at 9:39 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • davegun2
      davegun2

      I guess I should of known that no winner would be announced. RuPaul is such a strip tease artist. She wait’s till the cows come home to take her panties off.

      Love your observations, you should be a writer.

      Apr 23, 2013 at 1:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • thebicameralmind
      thebicameralmind

      Absolutely hilarious recap. What am I going to read once this season is over?

      Apr 23, 2013 at 10:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • emiperkins
      emiperkins

      I am dying. DYING. I’ve been looking for the best RPDR recapper. Pretty sure you win. The way you described the director (Mathu?) throughout the article tickled me, but by the time I got to “Meth-Addicted Saruman,” I belly-laughed. Thank you!

      Now, to go read the rest of your recaps. (And Jinkxy for the win!)

      Apr 24, 2013 at 1:47 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Vince Smetana
      Vince Smetana

      “Roxxxy reasserts her desire to represent the big girls, though the big girls in my apartment have vociferously rejected her offer.” Best line.

      “while her competitors depict Cher on Klonopin and chicken-fried Lucille Ball, she’s delivering innovative flavors like “me” and “bitch.” Second best line.

      “I present RuPaul with a Protector of Classic Houston Rock Medal for having hired a homeless member of ZZ Top to direct her latest video.” Third best line.

      Apr 24, 2013 at 2:21 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • davegun2
      davegun2

      Just learned that none of the Veterans are going to be on the Reunion Show. But will be in the audience VIP row. We vets will represent in the studio audience for all you that love us on the show.

      Apr 25, 2013 at 9:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DarkZephyr
      DarkZephyr

      @davegun2: I loved you the most!

      Apr 26, 2013 at 7:11 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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