Queerty is better as a member
I’m sure the final show with Roxxy will be another Colton from “Survivor” and Jade Goody from the UK “Big Brother” and Phi Phi from last season: “I can’t believe that was ME – I’m so sowwy…..”
JINKZ Monsoon for the WIN! Roxxy is a mean Biatch…..felt sorry for him in the begining with his tragic story……but he’s a Backstabber for sure…..Alaska – talented but Ohhh so WHINEY…..Jinkx is the Talent, the whole enchalada!!!!
I guess I should of known that no winner would be announced. RuPaul is such a strip tease artist. She wait’s till the cows come home to take her panties off.
Love your observations, you should be a writer.
Absolutely hilarious recap. What am I going to read once this season is over?
I am dying. DYING. I’ve been looking for the best RPDR recapper. Pretty sure you win. The way you described the director (Mathu?) throughout the article tickled me, but by the time I got to “Meth-Addicted Saruman,” I belly-laughed. Thank you!
Now, to go read the rest of your recaps. (And Jinkxy for the win!)
“Roxxxy reasserts her desire to represent the big girls, though the big girls in my apartment have vociferously rejected her offer.” Best line.
“while her competitors depict Cher on Klonopin and chicken-fried Lucille Ball, she’s delivering innovative flavors like “me” and “bitch.” Second best line.
“I present RuPaul with a Protector of Classic Houston Rock Medal for having hired a homeless member of ZZ Top to direct her latest video.” Third best line.
Just learned that none of the Veterans are going to be on the Reunion Show. But will be in the audience VIP row. We vets will represent in the studio audience for all you that love us on the show.
@davegun2: I loved you the most!
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