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The “RuPaul’s Drag Race” Recap: Turn the Other Chica

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By:           Chris J Kelly
On:           Apr 2, 2013
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    • QJ201
      QJ201

      RPDR can be such a clusterfuck. Pageant queens are sure are C.U.N.T.s but not sure about any “uniqueness” since they are all interchangeable…and have some nerve calling other queens ‘costumey’ when they parade around in custom made…costumes…and the “spotlight” highlighting in their makeup like they got a spotlight aimed at their nose.

      1 down, 2 to go. Jinkx, Alaska and Detox in the finals! (Ji-laska-tox?)

      Apr 2, 2013 at 8:11 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • gauty
      gauty

      @QJ201: I agree! Those three have been my favorites for a while now. And I cannot BELIEVE not one judge has made a comment yet about Coco’s terrible make-up, I only realized last night that she’s probably been applying the cake under totally different lighting somehow, because from some angles it looked okay. She must’ve been getting anxiety attacks every single week since the show started, when she saw how she actually looked in the episodes… Also she’s a vicious hypocrite, can’t wait to see her go.

      Apr 2, 2013 at 10:05 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • CleJoke
      CleJoke

      ROXXY has to go. How many times do we have to suffer he cottage cheese thighs and attitude. RU needs to leave her on a bus stop with her bags packed! I hate her. My friend hates Coco but I just love miss coco and her quips.

      Apr 2, 2013 at 12:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • kingkuy
      kingkuy

      i don’t know who i can’t stand more; Coco or Miss Roxxy… they constantly complain about how the challenges don’t play to their strengths and that is complete bullshit

      the reason why? the runway. at the end of EVERY challenge there is the runway segment. that pretty much guarantees everyone a chance to somewhat redeem themselves. how many times have we seen queens read to filth for their poor challenge performances right before the inevitable “… BUT you look flawless tonight!” comment

      and the worst part is the pageant queens haven’t been very impressive on the main stage either. yet they constantly criticize the other queens for wearing questionable runway looks, when they don’t have the untucked balls to take a risk with their outfits (well Roxxy did in that awful pink cat suit but you couldn’t convince her she didn’t look fabulous)

      and i usually let Ru slide with her foolishness but Coco should not have won the Roast challenge. i was really disappointed by that

      sorry that was so long winded. the “pretty” girls this season are really trying my patience

      Apr 2, 2013 at 12:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • kingkuy
      kingkuy

      also, i hate to even say this but i am living for those bronze lips. you did that Miss Coco

      Apr 2, 2013 at 12:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Vince Smetana
      Vince Smetana

      This writeup and the comments were amazing.

      I wish there were three queens worthy of the final three. I don’t think DeTox and her quivering lip and chicken voice belongs there. Sorry. I thought she had something at first, but she has kind of flatlined for me. Coco needs to go, but now that Alyssa is gone, she is the only one who can play a foil. Roxxy is just horrible at it. I loved her at first, because I thought she was sweet and talented, but she’s terrible at throwing shade. She doesn’t come across as entertaining at all. Just mean and boring.

      And, I was disappointed that this whole season they’ve played that clip of Alaska saying, “I will whoop your ass,” and it turns out she wasn’t directing it at anyway. What a bust.

      Ms. Monsoon is obviously going to win and we’re going to have to see more of that GHE. Gag.

      Onto the next season. Stick a fork in this one.

      Apr 2, 2013 at 1:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • davegun2
      davegun2

      @Vince Smetana: Stick a fork in it? This is not done until I’m on. So hold off a minute honey and keep watching.

      Apr 2, 2013 at 4:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ThePinkSuperhero
      ThePinkSuperhero

      I like that Wilder Wilmer Valderrama didn’t get to be a runway judge.

      Apr 2, 2013 at 5:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ThePinkSuperhero
      ThePinkSuperhero

      @ThePinkSuperhero: What? Ignore the Wilder part.

      Apr 2, 2013 at 5:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Snapper59
      Snapper59

      “Stereotypes about the Latino community”??
      “This show’s problems with race….”??

      What a wet blanket you are. It was all done in fun and obviously you’ve never been to Brazil or Mexico to view local TV and their “comeda” with the drunken character and hypersexual one and the idiot blonde and the nasty maid….and the effeminate character of course…

      Apr 2, 2013 at 6:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Snapper59
      Snapper59

      In fact I remember being in Brazil and watching a prime time comedy show where the gag was a filmed on the street type thing where a guy walked around with some machine that made a siren and let off smoke and was his “gaydar” – he’d point it at random guys (usually who were with girlfriends) and it would go off and the guy would say “Gay!” “Oh, this one’s gay!” and the audience would howl at the reactions from the macho men.

      Apr 2, 2013 at 6:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ElCurupi
      ElCurupi

      It’s funny how these drag queens only idea of “latino” is Mexico. There’s a bunch of other countries south of Mexico that are Latin America too!

      Apr 2, 2013 at 6:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ingrid
      Ingrid

      @Snapper59: You *obviously* don’t understand the difference between Latino/Latina actors performing in telenovelas and a bunch of mostly white drag queens rolling their rrrrs and aye-yay-yaying. A sombrero? Detox? PLEASE.

      Apr 2, 2013 at 9:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ingrid
      Ingrid

      I cannot fucking believe Coco’s boring ass is still here. Orange-y makeup, disgusting personality? Can we PLEASE be done with her?

      Apr 2, 2013 at 9:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Snapper59
      Snapper59

      @Ingrid: Oh yeah, I much prefer the serious drag queens in the Judi Dench-Maggie Smith mold.

      Apr 2, 2013 at 9:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ElCurupi
      ElCurupi

      I will miss Alyssa Edwards’ runway walks though. She totally danced her walks.

      Apr 3, 2013 at 5:59 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DarkZephyr
      DarkZephyr

      If either Alyssa or Cocoa had to go, WHY THE HELL not Cocoa? She and Roxxxy are both so nasty. I can’t take either of them. I thought when Roxxxy had her break down on stage she would stop being so fucked up, but nope. She went right back to it THE MOMENT she left the stage, bitterly claiming that she really won the lipsync against Alyssa. Yeah right bitch, your tired headbanging totally beat Alyssa’s amazing dance moves. NOT.

      And I want Jinkx to win. :-D

      Apr 3, 2013 at 1:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DarkZephyr
      DarkZephyr

      Also, I do not know WHY they went on about how great Cocoa’s boring orange suit was. I used to love Santino because he is kinda hot, but he is also kinda dumb and annoying as well.

      Apr 3, 2013 at 1:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hamoboy
      hamoboy

      NOOOOOO! ALYSSSAAAA??? WHY????

      Apr 4, 2013 at 7:48 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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