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The Sexual Appeal of Robert Pattinson

So you have a thing for Twilight‘s Robert Pattinson, do you? Allow girly tween mag Seventeen to try to explain why: It’s because the actor is actually a composite of fantasy boys like Jake Gyllenhaal, Orlando Bloom, Chace Crawford, Matthew McConaughey, Jude Law, and one very creative photo editor. Click for larger.

[Twilight Poison via ONTD]

By:           editor editor
On:           Dec 18, 2008
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  • 29 Comments
    • Caleb
      Caleb

      his name is pattinson… not patterson

      Dec 18, 2008 at 3:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Michael W.
      Michael W.

      Being young and white certainly helps.

      Dec 18, 2008 at 3:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ChicagoJimmy
      ChicagoJimmy

      who?

      Dec 18, 2008 at 3:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hardmannyc
      hardmannyc

      Well, at least this post confirms what I’ve long suspected from his choice of subjects: that Japhy is in reality a 17-year-old girl.

      Dec 18, 2008 at 4:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Inertia_90
      Inertia_90

      @hardmannyc: Well, it would if Japhy had done this post. Check the byline, mate.

      Dec 18, 2008 at 5:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ron
      ron

      I don’t find him or any other twink remotely attractive.

      Dec 18, 2008 at 5:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • rickroberts
      rickroberts

      Yeah, young and white helps. So fucking what? Are you bitter?

      Dec 18, 2008 at 5:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kid A
      Kid A

      He doesn’t do anything for me.

      Dec 18, 2008 at 5:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jeffrey bryan
      jeffrey bryan

      Saw him at sushi last Saturday night, in person I can tell you the most compelling comparison was that he gives off a Princess Diana vibe (not kidding). He was quite stunning.

      Dec 18, 2008 at 5:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Michael W.
      Michael W.

      @rickroberts: LOL. Guess you don’t know me too well.

      Dec 18, 2008 at 6:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Keith
      Keith

      It’s because he’s British right?

      Enough Enough Enough already. Whoop tee do. I don’t get it. What’s the attraction? He looks like a sales associate at Hot Topic.

      Dec 18, 2008 at 6:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jon
      Jon

      He looks like a a spaced out heroin addict who needs a bath and a nose job. WTF is wrong with teens today? I don’t see the attraction at all.

      Dec 18, 2008 at 6:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jason
      Jason

      Maybe if they added in some testosterone, he’d be attractive, but as he is now, he’s just a woman with a dick.

      Dec 18, 2008 at 7:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • icelus
      icelus

      This guy is so incredibly overrated. He was my #2 reason for not seeing the movie.

      Dec 18, 2008 at 7:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Den
      Den

      I know everyone has their own opinion, so I won’t get nasty on the fools who just don’t get it.
      Rob has something new, fresh, and extraordinary to offer.
      Granted, the character Edward is the epitomomy of every girls fantasy, but is Robert who brought it to life.
      I was excited to see Twilight, and thankful to have been introduced to the new hotness that is RPattz.
      I’m just hoping “Little Ashes” will be released here in the US.

      Dec 18, 2008 at 8:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Rigato
      Rigato

      Can we set the god damn man on fire? Please?! He’s not that good of an actor (Not good enough even to be compared to Bloom), he chose a horrible screenplay (Twilight has to be the worst book I think I’ve read) and he looks like a twinked up version of Geico’s cave man (The eyebrows, man, the eyebrows!) I personally think those other seasoned actors could kick his ass in terms of skill and beauty.
      Oh, and for your rabbit-toothed costar?
      All I want for christmas is some new front teeth, some new front teeth, some new front teeth, all I want for christmas is some new front teeth for the wanna-be vampire fucktooyyyy…
      Everybody now!

      Dec 18, 2008 at 9:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • IMRICHBEEATCH
      IMRICHBEEATCH

      Man there are some bitchy cunts that post here.
      Chill the fuck out or please get laid.

      Dec 18, 2008 at 9:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Rigato
      Rigato

      1. Don’t have a cunt, thanks, and don’t want one.

      2. Was already chilled. That post was more sarcastic than true venom.

      3. Did the last one about…half hour ago.

      Dec 18, 2008 at 9:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tommy
      tommy

      I love the posters on here….. lol. anything to get a rise and someone to comment on their words.

      Jealous? possibly living in a flat State? the kid is making a living, better then mine and I would guess better then the gentlemen who bash him.

      The book was well written, and sold. So to say it was no good,,,, back to Jealous….lol

      So many dishes and just not enough closet space.

      Dec 19, 2008 at 5:33 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • adzomelk
      adzomelk

      i think hes so much cuter as a vampire in real life he looks like … omigawd he could be the star of the next great horror flick attack of the hollywood clones

      Dec 19, 2008 at 9:49 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tallskin
      Tallskin

      Ok he has Orlando Gloom’s eyes

      he has Jake Gyllanhaal’s eyebrows

      with Matthew McConaughey’s hair

      Jude law’s chin

      Chase Crawford’s lips

      so whose cock does he have?

      and whose arse?

      I think he’s cute and would def shag him silly.

      Dec 19, 2008 at 3:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sam
      Sam

      @Michael W.: preach, gurl!

      Dec 19, 2008 at 10:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Timothy
      Timothy

      Yeah, yeah, ya don’t like him, don’t want him, etc etc.

      But I still bet you rush right out to see him play gay in his next movie, Little Ashes, the story of a young Salvatore Dali in love with Federico Garcia Lorca.

      :)

      Dec 21, 2008 at 7:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • zoe
      zoe

      u all f****** suck i luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuv robert pattinson he’s soooo HOT ur all guys (if ur not you are a lesbo)you dont get us girls and wat turn us on, ur probly fugly and jealous of him. So hold on to ur girl friends (if u hav any but i doubt it).

      Jan 7, 2009 at 3:01 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Charlie
      Charlie

      Lotsa bitter comments being made here. Anybody who make those comments read the books or see the film? He’s just 22, a great actor and getting better.

      Well, in my opinion, Mr. Pattinson is a god. He makes the dudes on that magazine cover look hard on the eyes. He’s hotter than the devil dancing on Georgia asphalt.

      Jan 15, 2009 at 10:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Stephanie
      Stephanie

      @Charlie: I have to agree he’s got great bone structure, a very nice body, and he radiates a confidence that screams lust-worthy… yummy :)

      Jan 24, 2009 at 2:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • sarah
      sarah

      OMFG! ALL U GUYS WHO ARE HATERS NEED TO SCREW THE F*** OFF! UR ALL JUST JEALOUS FOR 4 VERY GOOD REASONS:

      1. HE IS YOUNG(YOUTH BRINGS BEAUTY DUH!!)
      2. HE IS BRITISH(foreign different unique etc…)
      3.TWILGHT WAS HEEEEUUGGGGEEE!!!!
      4.HE IS A SINGER!

      TALENTED. HANDSOME. FAMOUS. YOUNG – 4 REASONS U HATE HIM AND 4 THINGS U WILL NEVER EVER BE. CAN U SAY JEALOUS?

      Jan 24, 2009 at 9:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • sarah
      sarah

      OMFG! JUST JEALOUS. ALL U GUYS WHO ARE HATERS NEED TO SCREW THE F*** OFF! UR ALL JEALOUS FOR 5 VERY GOOD REASONS:

      1. HE IS YOUNG(YOUTH BRINGS BEAUTY DUH!!)
      2. HE IS BRITISH(foreign different unique etc…)
      3.TWILGHT WAS HEEEEUUGGGGEEE!!!!
      4.HE IS A SINGER!
      5.HE IS ROBERT PATTINSON,UR NOT.

      TALENTED. HANDSOME. FAMOUS. YOUNG. RICH. – 5 REASONS U HATE HIM AND 5 THINGS U WILL NEVER EVER BE. CAN YOU SAY JEALOUS?

      Jan 24, 2009 at 9:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sierra
      Sierra

      Okay. well for people that are trying to make excuses for him, if any of you watched the academy awards a few weeks ago, you would KNOW the confirmation that he is in fact a Heroin Addict.
      Now for people that are commenting saying “NO HE ISN’T!”, im gonna bet you read vampire stories and NEVER read any NONFICTION Heroin or addiction books.
      Tweak
      Beautiful Boy
      The Heroin Diaries
      Tweaked
      Slash
      Leaving Dirty Jersey… ect.

      I could go on. So you cannot say that “Oh his eyes” or “Oh his nose, ect”
      There are more distinct things than of what you can see.
      For those of you who have seen the footage from the Academies, you would know, for those who didn’t well, either look it up, but this is what happened.

      -Robert Pattinson was leaving the Academy awards walking behind an actress who was attending the event as well. While leaving and walking out of the theatre, he fell into her and ripped her dress. When he got up, he didn’t appologize and said “You guys, i don’t even know what i am doing”

      They also confirmed that night that he has not bathed in 6 days. WHICH IS NORMAL HEROIN ADDICTION LIKE

      And the most obvious part about it, they showed it on the academies, all night, he was constantly moving around, he was TWEAKING more obviously than most heroin addicts, and he couldnt pay attention.

      ‘SO you wanna think what you want, go right ahead, but just because he is in the retarded film Twighlight, does not make him a WONDERFUL person.

      Mar 30, 2009 at 3:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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