“The Situation,” the new iPhone app from the Jersey Shore star, costs $4.99 and will let users find their nearest gym, tanning, and laundry facilities. They can also play a rudimentary game where they dodge “grenades,” or ugly fat chicks, because that’s not derogatory.
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The Situation’s iPhone App: Didn’t Apple Ban All Things Gay?
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PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
His estimated income for this year is ten million dollars…….talk about steppin in shit………
Brian Miller
iPhone? Yesterday’s news. Old technology, limited distribution, crappy network, homophobic censorship rules. Go open and don’t go back!
adman
The Situation looks like JoJo the dog boy. Nice body, but that face only a mother could love…
junior
But his face!
alan brickman
Workin out is only for gays??….how heterophobic!!!