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The Stupid Non-Story That Kim Kardashian’s NBA Ex Might Be Gay

Blah blah Kim Kardashian married NBA player Kris Humphries blah blah 72 days later they separated blah blah Star Magazine says he’s gay blah blah well-groomed blah blah likes sports more than women blah fuckity blah.

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By: Daniel Villarreal
On: Dec 1, 2011
Tagged: Kim Kardashian, Kris Humphries, stupid people

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No. 1 · Randi
Well, if being married to that trash didn’t turn him, nothing will.

Dec 1, 2011 at 12:16 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 2 · dan
I watched a few episodes with my niece during October. I thought the second he opened his mouth that he was gay, and I know I’m can’t be the only one.
Sometimes even STAR magazine gets it right.

Dec 1, 2011 at 1:30 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 3 · steve sydney
He’s only half the man we want..

and by that.. we mean he’s only half black *snap*

Dec 1, 2011 at 1:33 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 4 · Jewed Law
Star, prepare to pay out a big settlemrnt to Mr. H.

Dec 1, 2011 at 2:59 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 5 · christopher di spirito · Member · 1634 comments
I hope the parties involved bring a lawsuit against Star Magazine.

Dec 1, 2011 at 3:00 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 6 · mdthom
I get more gay vibes from Scott, Khortney’s boyfriend, than I do Kris.

Dec 1, 2011 at 3:07 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 7 · shannon
WOMEN MAKE ME ILL WITH THIS BS!!!! WHENEVER YOU TURN A WOMAN DOWN…OR DO NOT WANT TO SLEEP WITH HER..OR PUT HER ON A PEDESTAL…THIS IS THE FIRST THING THEY SAY! MEN…THIS IGNITES HATRED OF GAY PEOPLE…IT MAKES PEOPLE HATE GAY MEN…..THIS IS NOT CUTE…NOR FUNNY…

Dec 1, 2011 at 3:07 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 8 · Cam
Why did they get divorced to soon?

Easy, Kim and her family probably signed an agreement with him for a short marriage just long enough to get the show done and get some ratings.

Dec 1, 2011 at 3:15 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 9 · jj
Yeah, I assume it’s part of the divorce settlement. The K family gets to milk the publicity in any way they can regardless of how it could/can affect him. Nothing is random for these people. Nothing “just happens.”

Dec 1, 2011 at 3:53 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 10 · MKe
I know he’s not gay, but that cover story is awesome. That look on her face lol, that’s exactly the look you have the second you put together that your husband is gay.

Dec 1, 2011 at 5:33 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 11 · newcityspot
@shannon: I agree. Women who get turned down with their big egos always say that the guy must be gay. Thing is some men actually think with their upper head before their lower head and that throws off the woman who gets everything with her poosay.

Dec 1, 2011 at 7:15 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 12 · KY or Smuckers?
Well Kris can always date their brother Rob. We all know he loves that sausage.

Dec 1, 2011 at 7:25 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 13 · krishumphriessupporter · Member · 1 comments
Gay, really? It sounds like someone is homophobic, and it’s not Khloe! Nice try. They looked like they were getting along on the honeymoon. Then, she reported that he was scoping out other women. Which is it Kimmie? You can’t have it both ways! I think that he just got tired of her being such a princess. She effectively emasculated him. Why would he want her? He is a jock, after all. I am sure her timing was off. Most jocks would rather watch sports than bang their spouse. This is his livelihood. You want him to support you, instead of getting ready for the season.

Dec 1, 2011 at 11:08 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 14 · Mel Gibson
Gay is used as something shocking. Is it really still shocking? This like Nazi Germany. Kris Humphries is a JEW!

Dec 2, 2011 at 1:06 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 15 · Allen D. · Member · 20 comments
I’m pretty impressed that Queerty clarified that this was a bullshit story in their headline. Really didn’t see that coming.

Dec 2, 2011 at 1:26 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 16 · TMikel
Who cars? Get a life, people.

Dec 3, 2011 at 12:14 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 17 · I Mean What
As the continuing saga of Kris & Kim continues to veer off the course of respectability, the dishy new headline is, Kim Claims That Kris Is Gay in Star magazine, that bastion of truth. The name for this episode is As The Stomach Turns, Episode 4, Say What, Miss Thing? http://bit.ly/v27vnH

Dec 5, 2011 at 10:05 am · @Reply · Flag