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The Top 10 Signs The Apocalypse Will Definitely Happen Tomorrow

Rep. Tammy Baldwin, D-WI, 5/22-23/12.

7. Gays Made It Big in Congress

This year saw a record number of openly LGBT candidates run for—and win—seats in Congress, including Tammy Baldwin, the first out senator. The gays are taking over! Next thing you know we’ll have a gay president. Oh, wait.

 


  • 13 Comments
    • deltabadhand
      deltabadhand

      It’s already been 12/21 on the other side of the world for about 30 minutes now. I think we’re good…

      Dec 20, 2012 at 12:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mjl-428
      Mjl-428

      @deltabadhand: true. they never said exactly what time of the day. I mean were there accounts for leap year and everything else?

      Dec 20, 2012 at 1:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • 2eo
      2eo

      @Mjl-428: It’s the Mayan’s they never missed any prediction. They completely knew the Spanish were coming, but they knew they were no match for their ridiculous moustache’s.

      We’re doomed, see you in hell you guys and girls, I’ll be the guy sitting on the throne of skulls from aborted babies with a sash knitted together from gay marriage certificates.

      Dec 20, 2012 at 2:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mjl-428
      Mjl-428

      @2eo: then I guess I’ll meet my true love then as we’re both being tortured for eternity

      Dec 20, 2012 at 3:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Charlie in Charge
      Charlie in Charge

      Well if one views 2012 as a time for potential rebirth and positive change then all items on the list except for Whitney passing can be seen as wonderful growth and change.

      We aren’t where we should be, we aren’t where we are going to be but thank everything we aren’t where we were.

      Dec 20, 2012 at 4:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JAW
      JAW

      what ever happened to the guy that predicted the end of the world earlier this year??

      last I heard it was close to the end of the world for him… Did it happen??

      Dec 20, 2012 at 4:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • queerty1958
      queerty1958

      @2eo: You won’t see any of us. Sorry to disappoint you.

      Dec 20, 2012 at 5:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • wombat
      wombat

      Well it’s 1026am on the 21st where I live … still looking good outside .. very hot (like 32 celcius)

      Dec 20, 2012 at 7:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • 2eo
      2eo

      @queerty1958: I will, don’t mistake my massive blood alcohol level with actual blindness, it may be a blur but I know it’s you nonetheless.

      Dec 20, 2012 at 8:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • WayDifferent
      WayDifferent

      Whitey Houston “crossed over” back in the early 80′s. It is known she sold her soul back then which is the result of her “passing on” (as you may have meant in place of the word death that has become so offensive with the PC crowd) in 2012.

      Dec 20, 2012 at 10:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ynottonycom
      ynottonycom

      If it indeed is going to happen . .
      Then it must be guided by a power greater than I …
      Therefore, I will go to work as usual . …

      Dec 21, 2012 at 1:57 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sam
      Sam

      Gurl, all I know is if there is heaven, Whitney is up there locked in her bathroom smokin’ crack in peace (what does a bitch have to do to get some privacy up in here??) with her sex toys. Happy Apocalypse!

      Dec 21, 2012 at 4:58 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Freddyeddy
      Freddyeddy

      Everyone is misusing the word Apocalypse. It doesn’t mean the end of the world, just a traumatic loss. Its original meaning from the ancient Greek is apo-=to take away,+ calypse= a masculine cover, and refered to what Jews did to their foreskins. It was concidered a tragedy for the Greeks who enjoyed their prepuces and never committed circumcision unless it became necessary, like from an infected injury. The Jews did it because they lost the knowledge of how to properly care for their prepuces from believing in a superstitious false heavenly godfather and having sex with animals and getting UTI’s and STD’s leading to delirium induced audio and visual halucinations. This same cinario caused the Islamic religions to develop, also. An Apocalypse/Apocalyptra(fem. word form) happens every day to the least of our brothers and sisters because of religious paranoia.

      Dec 23, 2012 at 8:37 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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