THE SHOT — With gay media circling the drain, it's only a matter of time before unlikely magazine mergers are a forced reality. Vanity Fair imagines what happens when Out and Car and Driver become bed mates. Except we're pretty sure VF has already figured out what this pairing would actually look like.
Meanwhile, here's one real magazine you may be interested in picking up, for obvious reasons. There are "Neil Patrick Harris has something up his sleeve" jokes buried here, somewhere.
“Did any provision in the Constitution guarantee a right to homosexual sodomy?” (45)
· Rainfish says: Sorry, “1EqualityUSA” ;…LOL! Irregardless of Thomas Jefferson... »
Remembering the Life of Jorge Steven Lopez Mercado (22)
· Brian says: Keith Kimmel: You are an idiot. »
· Aaron says: It’s a lot easier to live in a fantasy world where Adam Lambert is somehow... »
Adam Lambert: Out Magazine Can Eat Shit + Die (219)
· bite me says: Dear Aaron, Just for fun I thought I’d troll all of America and ABC tonight. You... »
· SouLKid says: It just got me thinking the music video is gonna be some kinda softcore porn. »
· SouLKid says: OMG! i love me some Lambert but that AMAs performance was awful. That was just gross. »
The Ridiculous Catholic Manifesto Pledging to Ignore Gay Marriage + Abortion Laws (45)
· Francis says: These Christians scare me. They talk so much about how loving they are and how much... »
NY Sen. Ruben Diaz’s Crazypants Argument Why He’s Blameless in Gay Marriage Fight (8)
· juoking81 says: http://www.newsweek.com »
EXCUSES: The Senate Just Knocked DADT’s Hearings Into Next Year (22)
· Rainfish says: @ #19 WillBFair uh…well, let’s see…it was the DEMOCRAPS who had... »
· Brian says: willBfair said: “we should pressure our lobbying groups to go after repealing... »
Shouldn't they be more concerned making their redundant existing titles work together? Bon Agourmet, anyone?
@mark: it took me way too long to get that double entendre. i'm losing it.
"forced to read"??? I don't think so. I've not read a fag rag in more years than I care to count. They've long since gone down the drain, But mindless zombies who spout things like "forced to read" are the same fools who bitch and moan about deteriorating products while reaching into their wallets to fork over another handful. If you don't like the magazine, don't buy it/read it. It's a pretty powerful statement. Instead of realizing, maybe we should start listening to the customers who've complained all these years, let's see what crack-headed scheme we can come up with to keep us in the black.
Vanity Fairy
@WTF?: Ummm…it's not a real magazine. It's called parody, kid.
Hey, I read Car and Driver every month, but I'd like to read 'Out and Driver' even more…stuff like
"Miata vs. Mini-Cooper, Which is gayer?"
"Lesbians and Suburus, What's That About?"
"Hot Mechanic of the Month Centerfold"
They'd have at least one guaranteed subscriber in me…