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The Unsolved Mystery Behind Jake Gyllenhall’s Bathroom Fan Photo Attack

At Friday’s premiere of Source Code in Austin at South By Southwest, Jake Gyllenhaal was supposedly in the bathroom when a fan tried to snap his picture while he was peeing. “Gyllenhaal apparently grabbed the dude mid-photo, threw him against the wall and was like, ‘are we really gonna do this right now?’” relayed Cinematical’s Erik Davis. Except if Gyllenhaal, who confirmed the incident, was “mid-stream” when the guy was trying to take his picture, and Jake grabbed him during the middle of it all, wouldn’t that mean that Jake would’ve turned around while still pissing and whizzed all over the guy? And wouldn’t that be the real headline here? “Jake Gyllenhaal Exposes Himself And Pisses All Over Photographer.” Probably more action right there than that movie he’s in.

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By: JD
On: Mar 13, 2011
Tagged: bathrooms, Celebs, Jake Gyllenhaal, sxsw

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No. 1 · divkid
omg! this story is comedy gold… and i’m gonna sprinkle it…

the prince of pisss’yeah

broke back fountain (as jack fuckin’ pist)

um…no…run dry.

(now wash hands)

Mar 13, 2011 at 7:44 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 2 · Matt
No public toilet fun for Gyllenhaal while on duty!

Mar 13, 2011 at 9:36 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 3 · JJ
I’m not hating (I actually like him) – but does anyone else notice he totally wears bronzer during public appearances?

Mar 13, 2011 at 12:25 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 4 · jack e. jett
Peace on me Jake.

Mar 13, 2011 at 12:45 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 5 · Ken S
Maybe he does tantric kegels or something so he can stop on a dime.

Mar 13, 2011 at 2:43 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 6 · colly
LOL, I can’t picture fragile little Jake doing that! Someone has seen too many of his action presona in movies that they keep trying to push.

Mar 13, 2011 at 3:36 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 7 · j
This photographer sounds like a creepy f**k. Why’s no one acknowledged that?

Mar 13, 2011 at 4:15 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 8 · Jeffree
Jake needs better security personnel so he can tinkle privately, away from the peeparazzi.

@JJ: Half the guys in Hollywood wear bronzer, whether they’re actors or not. This trend only goes back to about 2001, so it ‘s still kinda new.

Mar 13, 2011 at 4:20 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 9 · Soupy
Supposedly, the “photographer” was a fellow cast member of his film. But not an important one.

Mar 13, 2011 at 6:01 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 10 · christopher di spirito · Member · 1634 comments
If Jakey wants privacy when he pees, maybe he should consider a stall and closing the door behind him and locking it?

Mar 13, 2011 at 6:19 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 11 · Harbo
Ahhh, the joys of being a celebrity. You can’t even piss in private. Jake, you can use my bathroom anytime!

Mar 13, 2011 at 6:37 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 12 · Oprah
Pee wee wee. Gross.

Mar 13, 2011 at 7:48 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 13 · Elloreigh
@j: Yeah, pretty appalling. It takes a special kind of sicko to think that it’s okay to snap a pic of a celebrity urinating.

Mar 14, 2011 at 1:18 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 14 · Right Wingers Are Socioptahs (John From England)
Hmm, this sounds exactly like what Ted was saying Toothy has began to do in earnest, have risky sex in public places.

So Toothy, someone caught you and wanted to take a picture of you whilst you were getting dirty?

Oh dear, better check the awful truth for an update!

Mar 14, 2011 at 2:16 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 15 · alan brickman
You never take photos like that..definately crossing the line…

Mar 14, 2011 at 6:51 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 16 · James P. Perez
IT WASN’T ME!!

(that’s all i’m saying…)

Mar 18, 2011 at 2:49 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 17 · Michael · Member · 5 comments
@JJ: ive seen him in nike, but not bronzer

Mar 31, 2011 at 11:26 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 18 · Mal Tempo
Jake has a penis!

Jun 4, 2011 at 7:41 pm · @Reply · Flag