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“The word I would choose for it is ‘meaty.’ That would be the word I would choose for it. Hefty. It looked like it was holding an Emmy”

SOUNDBITES — “It was beautiful. It brought a tear to my eye. The word I would choose for it is ‘meaty.’ That would be the word I would choose for it. Hefty. It looked like it was holding an Emmy … it had a weight of achievement to it. … I’m here to say that he’s both well-endowed and [the magazine] did very well. … I would have hired a different photographer to do the shoot. I don’t think the photos were as excellent as they could have been.” —Playgirl‘s Levi Johnston liaison Daniel Nardicio, who did see Levi’s wang during the shoot, speaking to Jack E. Jett

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No. 1 · AlanInSLCutah

We want proof damn it!

Posted: Dec 17, 2009 at 1:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 2 · jeremy

somehow I don’t believe this at all….

Posted: Dec 17, 2009 at 1:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 3 · hyhybt

If it were true, he’d have shown it.

Posted: Dec 17, 2009 at 1:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 4 · Mike L.

Cut or uncut? lol!

Posted: Dec 17, 2009 at 2:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 5 · dvlaries · Member · 984 comments

Well, we already knew it could leave you knocked-up, so how groundless was any worry of insufficiency…?

Posted: Dec 17, 2009 at 2:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 6 · FakeName

Levi Johnston’s penis looks like a woman with long jagged wings?! Terrifying!

Posted: Dec 17, 2009 at 2:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 7 · YellowRanger

Pics or it didn’t happen.

Posted: Dec 17, 2009 at 3:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 8 · stitch

Did it look like it was holding an Emmy… that was wearing a turtleneck? ;)

Posted: Dec 17, 2009 at 4:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 9 · Bunny Snuggles · Member · 157 comments

“The word I would choose for it is ‘meaty’ (read: Vienna Sausage) That would be the word I would choose for it (read: still “milking” it for a failed faux gay skin rag). Hefty (read: micro). It looked like it was holding an Emmy (read: angry pubic louse chewing on the tip which frightened it so much that it telescoped back into the body during the photo shoot — hence no peen shots).” ~ Playgirl’s Levi Johnston liaison Daniel Nardicio (read: “he got to touch it for a quarter”).

Posted: Dec 17, 2009 at 5:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 10 · ricky

i consider this proof that levi is a princess tiny meat.

Posted: Dec 17, 2009 at 7:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 11 · El Brucio

Levi’s publicist probably wisely told him that flashing his wang for all to see on Playgirl could seriously limit his future career options.

Posted: Dec 17, 2009 at 8:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 12 · terrwill · Member · 2441 comments

And the hits just keep on comming! Scarah and her minions
cringe every time the word “Levi” is mentioned…..Priceless

Posted: Dec 18, 2009 at 9:15 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]

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