Sh*t. I thought YOU were being satrical and then I read your exchange with Jaroslaw…

Wow.

But not surprised. A lot of people are in denial and this isn’t anything new.

Yes, it is hard to believe this is for real – but here’s a true story. At an apt. building I used to live at this lady divorced her husband for adultery when the girls were like 10 and 12 y/o. They grew up with almost no contact with him; why she stayed in touch with him I’ll never know or maybe people who have kids together do….hoping the absent parent might change? or whatever? Anyway, the girls grew up and got married. She came over to tell me about a very recent conversation (Whitney was like 23 at this point),laughing and said he really doesn’t understand why the girls don’t want to talk to him. (haven’t talked to him in years)

How could he not understand? He was successful in his job, moved from Detroit and was living comfortably in New York – so probably most people would assume (because of modest financial success) that he is not nuts and yet he is. Or if not “nuts” then a major screw loose regarding his children?

So I think there are a lot of unidentified people that have major mental problems, but they’re “functional” in the same way people can be “functional” alcoholics.

I would try to contact one of these guys just to see, but they probably won’t answer any inquiries once they find out they’ve been on Queerty.

I still wonder if this guy is serious. It sounds almost like sick satire. But who knows?

Looking for:

i’m looking for some non-gay guy buddies who are Baptist and don’t believe in gayness and support president Bush. if you’re interested in being my buddy it’s important that you can handle how agressive i can be. i like to horse around a lot and i can be a downright ornery cuss.

no fatties please. must be good with children.

Gender: Male

Age From: 20 Age To: 40

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OK, is this a joke profile or is this dude serious?

Appearance:

i’m about 5’4″-ish (pretty much average height) and have pretty good muscle definition. i can bench anywhere from about 160 or 260. my buddies say i look like a cross between Tom Selak and an American Jean Claude Van Dam. i also get told i look a guy called harvey firesteen a lot, but i have no idea who that is. but i know he’s a big movie star. my best features are my skin and my right side profile. my buddies like to tease me by catching me with my left side profile showing (which I HATE!) my favorite clothes are my camerafloj. i like other guys who wear camo too. i just respect’em is all. i wear camerafloj so that people know i’m not gay.

General Information:
I’m aganist the gays. i’m looking for some guy BUDDIES to
just horse around with and stuff. general macho guy stuff
like punching in the shoulder for no reason and drink beer
and agressivly wrasslin around in the yard or the livin room
for no reason, but not gayly. i’m a southern baptist and
i go to first baptist church. i’m thankful to God and
President Bush and Jesus for all the blesings in my life.
the word of God says that gays are not going to heaven which
is why i’m not gay… i mean, i wouldn’t be gay anyways caws
it’s sick and gross but… i’m just sayin, God says it’s
wrong, and i mean, who can argue with God? besides, it was
ADAM and eve, not STEVE and eve! i like to go out
with my buddies or just stay in, whatever they want. i spend
my time watching football and Nascar and would like to find
a good macho and confident buddy to go to Nascar and
wrasslin with. i also like to arm wrassle, clear brush and
burn the brush that i clear. I’m just lookin for a good
buddy (or 2) to clear some brush with. i’d one day like
to get myself a little place out in Texas or Wyoming where
me and my buddie(s) might start us up a little cow and calf
operation. that’s pretty much what i like. stuff where you
have to be pretty macho to do it. bungee jumping, chopin
some wood, rollercoasters etc. must be physically fit. no
coloreds, accept for blacks… oh, i also like girls.

That’s because homocons do all their trolling in public toilets.

abake 07 & bgee say they’re looking for males for (a) activity partner and/or (b) relationship and/or (c) marriage?

the last two sound Gay to me. Interesting to say the least. In fact, they must be Gay because when I went on e-harmony a couple years ago you COULD NOT pick male looking for male.

I read Alpha Steve’s profile. What a nutjob. 34 y/o divorced. He thanks Bush & Jesus for all the blessings in his life, goes to first baptist church (he didn’t capitalize it) and wants men 20-40 to “wrassle” and do male things but “not in a gay way.” must be good with children. And more. Boy, I’m sure an average 20 year man has nothing better to do than to hang around 34 y/o divorced Steve and his kids. ‘n wrassle. hmmmm.

Ha!