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These Amazing “Space Beards” Are Literally Out Of This World

space-beardsLord knows we gay men love a good beard — whether it’s on our faces or Aaron Rodgers’ arm — but a new Tumblr blog is flipping the traditional beard on its head and serving us something truly out of this world.

Behold: The Space Beard.

The blog puts deep space where facial hair should be, and although it was allegedly created by Thanks for the Love‘s Joshua Arter, I’m personally convinced it’s a brilliant plug for Seth MacFarlane’s upcoming Cosmos series on Fox. “I make the Space Beards posts over my lunch break at work,” Arter writes, “and this blog literally just blew up over the weekend.”

Space Beards also comes with very handy tips, including instructions on how to groom a Space Beard:

One does not groom a Space Beard. It continues to expand indefinitely. More specifically, at a rate of 74.3 plus or minus 2.1 kilometers (46.2 plus or minus 1.3 miles) per second per megaparsec (a megaparsec is roughly 3 million light-years).

Brilliant.

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Images via SpaceBeards

By:           Matthew Tharrett
On:           Mar 4, 2014
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