It seems like Miley Cyrus is fresh out of the hospital and has found a new way to keep her performances from getting too stiff during a stop at a London gay club while on her Bangerz tour: simulating oral sex on an enormous inflatable penis.
Wielding around a penis big enough to put Kenny Brain to shame, Miley writhed around London’s
notorious infamous legendary club G.A.Y. and belted out songs from the Bangerz album while taking a moment to introduce it to her tongue, which at this point has made more public appearances than a Kardashian during Fashion Week.
Since the oral stuff was obviously just foreplay, Our Lady of the Cyrus then proceeded to ride the damn thing while giving more than a little Madonna facially in that pic. Miley, Miley, Miley.
We alternate between being tired of these antics and eagerly awaiting the next one, so just keep doing what you’re doing. Besides, Bangerz is a pretty good…banger, and anything that’s going to get people to sample the awesomeness of Drive or Someone Else is fine by us.
Just be careful which inflatable penis you decide to get freaky with. That one’s got a pretty gnarly looking bump right there on the head.