The weather outside is frightful, but any of these guys warming our beds would be utterly delightful. We teamed up with our friends at Astroglide to come up with a wish-list of eligible bachelors that we’d be proud to bring home to Mama.
We’d also want to be well-stocked with Astroglide if a miracle happened and one of these gents actually managed to find their way into our bedrooms in the coming year.
But since that’s just innocent daydreaming, good thing the stuff works great solo, too.
How about we take this to the next level?
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Perhaps the most eligible bachelor of the moment (as if there were such a thing) would have to be the newly single Robbie Rogers. Despite being a star athlete with flawless looks, he is shockingly down-to-earth. Modesty can be a delicious dish if served properly. He came out only two years ago at age 25, and we certainly wouldn’t mind showing him some more tricks of the trade.
The dashing 37-year-old has everything we like in a man. In addition to being tall, dark, and handsome, he’s talented, outspoken, and looks great soaked in creamy white milk, as evidenced by this photo.
Rep. Brian Sims
Sexy beefcake Brian Sims, Philadelphia’s first openly gay lawmaker, won our hearts when he posted a #tbt photo of that time he played football for Bloomsburg University of Pennsylvania. But despite 15 years having passed since he’s donned a helmet, Brian is only getting better with age. Woof.
CNN news anchor Don Lemon could look like a troll, and he’d still make our list based purely on his astoundingly pleasant voice. It’s like butter. But luckily for him (and us), he also happens to be devilishly good looking. Here he is delivering his thoughts on why it’s still important to come out in today’s world. Swoon.
42-year-old single dad Ricky Martin is everything we’d want in a family man — mature, kind, and can still totally rock a pair of boxers and nothing else.
Billy Gilman
Billy was the second wave of country singer to come out in late 2014, but that doesn’t make him a backup choice in our book. The 26-year-old can twang his way into our heart any time he wants.
Did you know Frank started his career as a ghostwriter for the likes of John Legend, Brandy and Justin Bieber? Add that to the list of what makes him phenomenally talented and throw in the fact that he’s oh-so-easy on the eyes and we have ourselves one very attractive star. Now if only he’d release another album.
Andrew Rannels
Andrew is a triple threat. He acts — he’s hilarious in the HBO show Girls. He sings — The Book Of Mormon soundtrack just wouldn’t be the same without him. And he dances, in heels. Not many people can squeeze into Hedwig’s heel on Broadway. This one has the moves.
Bottoms of the world take note — Bravo’s it-boy Andy Cohen is down to be the big spoon, and can give you all the behind-the-scenes Real Housewives dirt.
If power is a turn-on, how’s the head of the number 5 ranked Fortune 500 company sound? Nab this silver fox and you can not only expect to be kept up-to-date on all the latest Apple gadgets, you’ll never have to wait in line at the genius bar ever again.
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unclemike
I guess my new year’s resolution should be “Have better genetic material.”
jjose712
Is Zachary Quint even single? because the last thing i knew was he was with a male model
lauraspencer
el·i·gi·ble /?el?j?b(?)l/
adjective
having the right to do or obtain something; satisfying the appropriate conditions.
“customers who are eligible for discounts”
synonyms: entitled, permitted, allowed, qualified, able
“those people eligible to vote”
•
(of a person) desirable or suitable as a partner in marriage.
“the world’s most eligible bachelor”
synonyms: desirable, suitable
Hmmmmm…..I’m not sure how “eligible” many of these men are based on them being celebrities.
How long has Andy Cohen been out and in the public eye? We never hear anything about who he is dating so I have a feeling that he isn’t very open and available to finding someone.
Robbie Rogers is cute and has a good head on his shoulders, but at 27 and only 2 years out of the closet he isn’t “eligible”. He has a lot more growing up to do. Same with adorable Billy Gilman.
As jjose712 said above I heard that Quinto isn’t single.
Brian Sims seems a bit too much in love with himself and his career to find time for anyone else.
Cook, Rannells and Ocean seem to be genuinley eligible. How about putting some people on the list who aren’t celebrities????
NoCagada
Andrew Rannels: STEP AWAY FROM THE TWEEZERS!
AJAnders
Can someone explain why Zachary Quinto is covered with milk? I assume he was shooting a commercial.
Billy Budd
Robbie is by far the best in the group.
Arcamenel
Don Lemmon is an uncle tom who reportedly likes the thuggish type.
charlie_jackpot
Has Frank Ocean actually said he is bisexual/gay? All I got from his confession was that he had a crush kind of relationship with a guy when he was younger
misterheck
I hate to be a niggler, but The Book of Mormon doesn’t have a “soundtrack,” it has a “cast recording.” Soundtrack means the pre-recorded sounds/music that “track” to a moving image (movies, tv, video games), and also the album of this music. Albums from live shows are just recordings of the music from those shows, they don’t track to anything.
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
I know its a little late but if you want to hear one of the most amazing versions of “O Holy Night” find Billy Gillman’s version….His voice soars, the version is absolutely amazing………….
What is even more amazing is that if ya peruse the faces above most of them are sill actually involved in their careers. No longer do Gays come out at the very end of their career when it doesn’t matter any longer…….
These guys are all out and proud and they can still have a career. Now if some more even bigger celebs (are you listening Miss Seacrest?, Scientology gruesome twosome, and others) coming out would be a blessed non event……….
OzJosh
@AJAnders: Surely it’s cum?!
Ms Urethra Johnson
Maybe if Tim Cook and Andy Cohen were like heavy SM dungeon masters with like “state of the art equipment”… when hooded and gagged, does it really matter who’s fist it is ???
Ms Urethra Johnson
…And Brian Sims, oh Brian, well I’m married now so… Maybe in another life/universe…
DuMaurier
@misterheck: I guess that was sort of “niggly”, but also informative, which is always welcome.
jwtraveler
Some of you take this fluff awfully seriously.
Alan down in Florida
Billy Gilman is not on the market. He has been with the same partner for over half a year at least.
catsura
Remember my New Years resolutions? Really, not all of us are in our early 20’s to our mid 30’s. For me to look like them, I would need to quit my job so I could focus more time to getting to the gym everyday, eating very little, drinking no alcohol and focusing my entire being on the hope that I will look like them again.
zoomlens
Queerty fails again. Andrew Rannells (you misspelled his name) isn’t single. He’s with Mike Doyle. Here’s a video of them together at the season premiere party for HBO girls a day or two ago. http://instagram.com/p/xhnhFwldS3/
Are any of these guys single?
I assume Astroglide paid you to post this. They should get their money back. If you’re not willing to spend more than 10 minutes composing a post, maybe you shouldn’t be in the blog business.
P.S. What happened to the promise to mark paid-for postings as “sponsored” content?
Queertogeno
Actually, neither Zachary Quinto, Brian Simms, Don Lemon or Andrew Rannels are single.
Did you guys even made an effort to check?
Dan
I find Andy Cohen to be strangely attractive. There’s like a rugged boyishness there. And at least you know he’s cut.