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This Gay Guy Really Has A Thing Against Being Gay; See His Epically Awkward Rant

Screen Shot 2014-08-11 at 2.51.00 PMBefore you take to the comments to call Joseph Martelli a bible-thumping, dumb-as-lint, self-despising gay scumbag, consider how sad of a disaster he actually is.

Yes, you’d be right to call him out (and I’m sure you can come up with much more creative insults), but to do so is really only throwing gas on a fire.

The really fascinating thing is to wonder how on earth he got to be the hateful, angry, sad human being that he is in this ranting mess of a video. Bad upbringing? Trauma? Untreated mental illness?

Whatever the case, he’s not doing so well — as evidenced in this video:

Oh, sorry that’s the one of him sharing his frisbee golf skills.

Here’s the one of him spewing homophobic bile outside of a porn shop in Niagara Falls:

By:           EDITORS
On:           Aug 11, 2014
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  • 36 Comments
    • Scribe38
      Scribe38

      Wow… Didn’t know that queerty poster Masc4masc made YouTube videos.

      Aug 11, 2014 at 7:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • londonbridge
      londonbridge

      Wow is right! Girl needs a good bangin’ instead of a bookstore quickie. That’s where she went wrong. Just needs a bag over that face.

      Aug 11, 2014 at 7:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Xzamilio
      Xzamilio

      Ugh.. this guy. Yeah, he’s a known troll on Youtube who is in dire need of some attention… or some deeyick. Anybody with sense knows this type of person because I was this type of person when I quit smoking. Tried to ruin it for everybody and kept posting these “Quit smoking” posts on my page. Two months later my behind was smoking like a chimney again. I quit cold turkey this time, but did it with no fanfare or rubbing it in anyone’s face. Needless to say, it’s not exactly the same as smoking is bad for you while being gay is not.. unless you’re a power bottom size fiend… in which case, just pace yourself :)

      Aug 11, 2014 at 8:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Xzamilio
      Xzamilio

      Oh, and gay dudes, stay away from these kind of guys. Because there is nothing worse than dealing with religious fundamental closet case. I’ll just say if you get yours, leave… or if he gets off before you, leave… because take it from me, after that climax, that guilt sets in for them and they can get violent and try to make the “source” of that guilt go away. Stay away from these kinds of guys as they can be dangerous… or at the least, a nuisance.

      Aug 11, 2014 at 8:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BeastmodeCoolMint
      BeastmodeCoolMint

      So sad that in 2014 people are still self-loathing. I live in Washington, DC and sometimes go to The Glory Hole out of boredom. This guy reminds me of some of the guys there. If all you know about being gay is fleeting sex with a Magnum sized guy in an unclean environment then you will never find happiness and accept yourself. Plus guys like him know what’s up and are very aggressive and territorial.

      Aug 11, 2014 at 8:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • avesraggiana
      avesraggiana

      @Xzamilio: The Biblical tirade. Yawn….

      Aug 11, 2014 at 9:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DeeJayMiles
      DeeJayMiles

      @Xzamilio: the guy in the video is an anti-christian fake, just like you and your fake post, both you and he are total BS, fakes. making fun of Christians is your gig. we get it.

      Aug 11, 2014 at 9:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Saint Law
      Saint Law

      @DeeJayMiles: Why would he need to make fun of fundy Christo-fascists? They do such a good job themselves!

      And he is absolutely spot on. Anybody whose ever been to a cruising ground can confirm there is always somebody like that moron: swollen with rejection, bitterness and self loathing.

      It would be sad if it wasn’t so lol.

      Aug 11, 2014 at 10:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Little-Kiwi
      Little-Kiwi

      he reminds me of something a friend said to a former classmate of ours years and year and years ago: “You’re not masculine, and you’re not “straight-acting” – you’re just dull, boring, lack wit, lack cleverness and wear truly terrible jeans”

      i love being gay. it’s amazing. the only people who hate being gay are the people who still listen way too much to the anti-gay people in their lives.

      Aug 11, 2014 at 10:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kangol
      Kangol

      Homophobia and heterosexism are the problem: they create self-loathing monsters like this man.

      Aug 11, 2014 at 10:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • NG22
      NG22

      This bookstore sounds like a fun place. What’s the address? I hope the married guys don’t look like him.

      @Little-Kiwi: I so love your comment. Amen, brother. I’m a bit masculine, a bit feminine, and I find the over-glorification of masculinity to be off-putting. It’s one thing to be attracted to butch men. It’s another to act like they are better than any other kind of man. They are not.

      @Scribe38: So hilarious! Although, I always imagined Masc4Masc as a handsome, athletic guy. Maybe it’s just my imagination. Maybe he looks like this man.

      Aug 11, 2014 at 10:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • michael mellor
      michael mellor

      A lot of you are missing the point. What Joseph Martelli is railing against is promiscuity, sleaze and unfaithfulness. These are ugly qualities regardless of whether they are homo or hetero.

      Aug 11, 2014 at 11:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Scribe38
      Scribe38

      @NG22: Well can we at least agree he is ugly on the inside? Dude’s habit of nasty comments any article on transsexuals, femme gays, and recently African Americans is getting old. I always picture him as “Buffalo Bill”, holding some girl in a well, penis tucked between his legs, while planning stealing her skin.

      Aug 11, 2014 at 11:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DarkZephyr
      DarkZephyr

      @NG22: “I always imagined Masc4Masc as a handsome, athletic guy.” LOL Why?

      @Scribe38: LMAO

      Aug 11, 2014 at 11:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DarkZephyr
      DarkZephyr

      @michael mellor: No, he makes it pretty clear that he is against homosexuality, period.

      Aug 11, 2014 at 11:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Xzamilio
      Xzamilio

      @DeeJayMiles: I could make fun of Christians, but I don’t have to. All I do is sit back and let the magic happen on its own.

      Aug 11, 2014 at 11:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Xzamilio
      Xzamilio

      @avesraggiana: I’m assuming something was taken out of context, so let me just say I am gay myself and an atheist. So, NO, there is no biblical tirade on my part, other than to say it’s a book of nonsense.

      Aug 11, 2014 at 11:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ogre Magi
      Ogre Magi

      SEE, this is what christianity does to gays!

      Aug 11, 2014 at 11:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • michael mellor
      michael mellor

      Dark Zephyr,

      I partly agree with you but his views have been influenced by what he sees in these dirty porn houses.

      Aug 11, 2014 at 11:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • redcarpet30
      redcarpet30

      Oh this guy is mentally ill. I mean that in the most literal sense. Fundamentalist christians are as bad as Scientologists when it comes to getting proper mental health treatment. Obviously someone is whispering some bad stuff into his ear and preventing him from getting the help he needs.

      Aug 12, 2014 at 12:59 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Scribe38
      Scribe38

      @michael mellor:
      -__- really, that’s what you take from the story? That’s like a Jewish person saying that Hitler was pushed to try and kill them; or a Black dude saying, “ah slavery, not so bad”. I am sure you are one of the good gays he wouldn’t condemn to hell, vote against, or gay bash.

      Aug 12, 2014 at 1:34 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • michael mellor
      michael mellor

      Scribe,

      Joseph Martelli was objecting to sleazy homosexual behavior and not the homosexual identity. It’s an important distinction.

      Aug 12, 2014 at 3:08 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • lykeitiz
      lykeitiz

      @michael mellor: No, he absolutely was not making that distinction. He repeatedly says “Homosexuality is a sin”. He does NOT make any exceptions.

      @DeeJayMiles: Don’t delude yourself. @Xzamilio: is spot-on.

      Aug 12, 2014 at 5:54 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bauhaus
      Bauhaus

      Dxley, this is you, after your wife finds out you’re gay.

      Aug 12, 2014 at 8:03 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Little-Kiwi
      Little-Kiwi

      this guy couldn’t get laid if his life depended on it. hence, his anger.

      Aug 12, 2014 at 10:32 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dxley
      Dxley

      Bauhaus, the Internet is far less energy depleting; this just looks exhausting. Besides, this won’t be necessary because I’ll tread very lightly UNTIL she gives me what I want!

      Aug 12, 2014 at 1:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tjr101
      tjr101

      He seems like the typical commenter you’ll find on GayPatriot or Redstate.

      Aug 12, 2014 at 4:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ridpathos
      Ridpathos

      Does this remind anyone else of the thirteen year old with the “Gingers have no souls” video?

      Aug 12, 2014 at 7:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • pleasejoinmycult
      pleasejoinmycult

      Is anyone else way more disturbed by the fact that he plays frisbee golf?

      Aug 13, 2014 at 9:42 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • joseph martelli
      joseph martelli

      @pleasejoinmycult: you have a problem with Frisbee golf …so…who cares..you would suck at it like the sissies in the porn store.

      Sep 5, 2014 at 1:39 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • joseph martelli
      joseph martelli

      @Xzamilio: your the troll…you probably don’t even have one video on YouTube

      Sep 5, 2014 at 1:43 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • joseph martelli
      joseph martelli

      @Little-Kiwi: why do I even wanna commit adultery anymore…I repented of it

      Sep 5, 2014 at 1:45 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • joseph martelli
      joseph martelli

      @Ogre Magi: I hate homosexuality and gay marriage

      Sep 5, 2014 at 1:46 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • joseph martelli
      joseph martelli

      @redcarpet30: spoken like a true fool…I hate your homosexuality

      Sep 5, 2014 at 1:48 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • joseph martelli
      joseph martelli

      I hate homosexuality and gay marriage it is sin and abomination. These homosexual hangouts are disgusting and wicked. When I read about Sodom and Ghommora I picture these homosexual hangouts. I throw up at homosexuality and I will be preaching against it this weekend and I will post the video right here.

      Sep 5, 2014 at 1:51 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • joseph martelli
      joseph martelli

      Joseph Martelli hates homosexuality: http://youtu.be/XU2ftYGo0yo

      Sep 5, 2014 at 2:07 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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