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This Guy Tried To Buy Sex With A Salad; It Didn’t Go So Well

Salad-for-sex-swap-offer-leads-to-arrest-by-undercover-Daytona-Beach-police-officerIt’s one of the oldest pickup lines in the book — “I’ll give you a salad from Applebee’s if you blow me.”

Works for me every time, especially if I add grilled chicken and a miso dressing. And that’s not a euphemism.

But unfortunately for Alonzo Liverman of Daytona Beach, FL, all he got for his leafy greens were a short stint in jail and a $500 fine when he propositioned an undercover police officer with the deal.

It was all part of a reverse prostitution sting operation by the Daytona police force, which seems like a waste of time, energy and money if you ask me.

So the guy wanted a BJ for a salad, what’s the big deal?

At least he’s promoting good nutrition.

Via Orlando Sentinal

By:           Dan Tracer
On:           Jun 13, 2014
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  • 11 Comments
    • DB75
      DB75

      I guess it’s safe to assume he got his salad, tossed.

      Jun 13, 2014 at 3:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jwrappaport
      jwrappaport

      I’m glad to see that the police are spending our resources on important things.

      Jun 13, 2014 at 3:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
      PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID

      Poor guy really doesn’t deserve to have his anonymity, um, blown like this. Pretty shitty all round

      Jun 13, 2014 at 3:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ingyaom
      ingyaom

      Was the cop male? If not, isn’t this hetero news?

      Jun 13, 2014 at 4:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mezaien
      Mezaien

      I hope it was a female!? If it was a man no one would have ever heard of it ehehehehe.

      Jun 13, 2014 at 5:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Paco
      Paco

      Good to know law enforcement is finally tackling the problem of men being cheap. Only a salad for a BJ? Let this be a lesson to the rest of you trying to buy sex with leafy greens.

      Jun 13, 2014 at 6:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Lvng1tor
      Lvng1tor

      @PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID: While I agree with you on the face value….He did try and pay with a salad….Come on! That shits funny! Here in Grand Rapids, Mi they have a magazine called busted and EVERY person arrested gets their face published unless they pay the publisher. They do this whether you are convicted or not….it’s sick. they sell it at gas stations.

      Jun 13, 2014 at 10:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Brendan
      Brendan

      This story reminds me of the joke on a recent episode of Last Comic Standing where the guy tried to pay for a hooker with White Castle burgers. He said that the charges were dropped because burgers aren’t a form of currency. So that leaves me wondering if he offered a salad or if the faux hooker got him to offer more than that.

      Jun 14, 2014 at 10:50 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • sfbeast
      sfbeast

      With his looks, he would have needed to offer a few hundred thousand dollars.

      Jun 14, 2014 at 1:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Geoff B
      Geoff B

      Not sure what his bigger crime is. Solicitation or stupidity.

      Jun 15, 2014 at 10:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • moo
      moo

      Other sources are saying that it was a female police officer.

      Jun 17, 2014 at 3:06 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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