This Kid’s Way Cooler Than You
Our celebrity loving cousin Mollygood took some time away from Britney, Lindsay and the rest to feature this Oregonian guppie.
Now, we’re taking some time away from the gays, dykes and the rest to feature the same Oregonian guppie. Why? Because he’s the coolest fucking kid in the world. Or an actual zombie. We can’t tell.
Either extremely cool.
Or he has an extreme learning disability.
Either way, hilarity. That woman had no clue what to say.
Bring on the army of zombie turtles. Her lack of fear is only character of her ignorance to the danger this kid poses.
Now you begin to understand why the most popular bumper sticker in the Rose City is “Keep Portland Weird”