Can you believe the Internet — THE INTERNET!! — is being used by homosexual men to arrange and learn where to score sex? I know! I am as surprised as these North Carolina newscasters, who report that police are definitely on the case of CruisingGays.com, a site with “fine print” (which is perfectly legible to us) describing yet another park that’s been taken over as a hot spot for anonymous sex. Thank goodness there is local superhero Brian Lutes, who leads the Stonehaven community patrol, and is willing to increase his visits to James Boyce Community Park in southeast Charlotte for the sole purpose of running these men out of the woods, and definitely not spying on or engaging with them.