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This Picture Of Santorum Deep-Throating DooDoo Won’t Help His Google Or Fundraising Problems

Tricky Rick Santorum is running the crappiest Presidential campaign ever and not just because his last name means “the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex” (thank you Dan Savage). According to The Washington Post, Santorum has raised less than half a million for his campaign compared to the millions raised by his GOP competitors. Santorum has also come in dead last in an average of four nationwide polls. So how is Santorum making up his losses? By asking donors to Google his shitty last name and by getting photos taken of him deep-throating a soft-serve cone that looks curiously like Doo-doo Swirl.

Good luck with that, Dick.

By:           Daniel Villarreal
On:           Jul 22, 2011
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  • 26 Comments
    • gregger
      gregger

      Always happy to throw more shit on Frothy Mix.

      Jul 22, 2011 at 1:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dvlaries
      dvlaries

      100+ seasoned Photoshoppers likely hard at work already. This should be good.

      Jul 22, 2011 at 1:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Nice Sean (formerly Sean, and Sean from england.)
      Nice Sean (formerly Sean, and Sean from england.)

      @dvlaries: That.

      Jul 22, 2011 at 3:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • RomanHans
      RomanHans

      Actually, about two seconds later somebody tweaks his nipple and he takes the whole thing in his mouth.

      Jul 22, 2011 at 3:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Taliaferro
      Taliaferro

      My goodness! At least we know his mouth can accommodate quite a large, uh, er, organ!

      Jul 22, 2011 at 4:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • bryan
      bryan

      @RomanHans: lmfao..

      Jul 22, 2011 at 4:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Steve
      Steve

      @dvlaries: Have you seen the picture? There’s really no need to Photoshop it.

      Jul 22, 2011 at 4:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Joe B.
      Joe B.

      So frothy.

      Jul 22, 2011 at 4:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • christopher di spirito
      christopher di spirito

      I always suspected Santorum is a shit eater.

      Jul 22, 2011 at 5:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tjr101
      tjr101

      Santorum is just fifthy.

      Jul 22, 2011 at 5:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • inoits2
      inoits2

      I dunno..looks like he practicing for a delicious fat black cock.

      Jul 22, 2011 at 6:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Eminent Victorian
      Eminent Victorian

      This picture is the best thing I’ve seen all day! That is, in terms of perfectly capturing the essence of the perfect jerkoff d-bag.

      Jul 22, 2011 at 8:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jeff
      Jeff

      I think Santorum has a new google problem

      Jul 22, 2011 at 8:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      I love how Frothy that cone looks. LOL

      Jul 22, 2011 at 9:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • xander
      xander

      LOL…my, my, Rick Santorum has a frosty,fecal photo opp disaster for his focus group and his P. R. team to confront. Next will he be seen with a frozen fudge popsicle?

      Jul 22, 2011 at 10:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • gregger
      gregger

      @inoits2: so perfect.

      Jul 22, 2011 at 11:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jcknck
      jcknck

      That’s not icecream! It’s a santorum-covered dick!

      Jul 23, 2011 at 8:48 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ewe
      ewe

      That is the happiest i have ever seen her.

      Jul 23, 2011 at 12:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ewe
      ewe

      one mouth and a coner.

      Jul 23, 2011 at 12:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • zachofnyc
      zachofnyc

      i tell you, this santorum issue can be knocked out by a nice anal douche just before sex.

      Jul 23, 2011 at 7:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • fredo777
      fredo777

      Dude’s a dick, but I have to say, watching a guy deep-throat a chocolate-y soft-serve phallus like that is pretty hot.

      Jul 25, 2011 at 1:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • recubejim
      recubejim

      Jeeze, he’s even sporting a shit-eating grin. ~”:=}}>>

      Jul 25, 2011 at 5:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • recubejim
      recubejim

      Oh yeah, and Rachel is so ”vile” that she almost blushed when reporting truly vile sexuality of killers for hire and then apologizes to her mother. I adore you Rachel. You are The BEST! You make me smile. Thanks!

      Jul 25, 2011 at 5:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MJseville
      MJseville

      It is beyond comprehension that this idiot can survive in the 21st century. The name Santorum suits him well.

      Jul 26, 2011 at 2:28 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • paperbagmarlys
      paperbagmarlys

      …shit-eating grin…

      The definition of.

      It’s nice to know that, after a decade, he thinks about Savage-Santorium all day long. He’s a little slow, he’d already shoved the doodoo cone into his him mouth before his brain said “Oh, duh, this might not be the best idea. Oh, fuck, is that a photographer?”

      Jul 27, 2011 at 9:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • J Burt
      J Burt

      Rick Santorum is as blind as a bat:
      He hasn’t the sight of a cat.
      The problem is his name’s size,
      For it’s lacking a couple of eyes:
      Let’s go to the alphabet emporium
      Then commit him to a sanitorium.

      Jul 29, 2011 at 6:15 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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