CRAPPY IDEAS

This Picture Of Santorum Deep-Throating DooDoo Won’t Help His Google Or Fundraising Problems

Tricky Rick Santorum is running the crappiest Presidential campaign ever and not just because his last name means “the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex” (thank you Dan Savage). According to The Washington Post, Santorum has raised less than half a million for his campaign compared to the millions raised by his GOP competitors. Santorum has also come in dead last in an average of four nationwide polls. So how is Santorum making up his losses? By asking donors to Google his shitty last name and by getting photos taken of him deep-throating a soft-serve cone that looks curiously like Doo-doo Swirl.

Good luck with that, Dick.

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By: Daniel Villarreal
On: Jul 22, 2011
Tagged: Dan Savage, Google, GOP, Rachel Maddow, Rick Santorum, Santorum

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26 Comments

No. 1 · gregger
Always happy to throw more shit on Frothy Mix.

Jul 22, 2011 at 1:48 pm · @Reply ·
No. 2 · dvlaries
100+ seasoned Photoshoppers likely hard at work already. This should be good.

Jul 22, 2011 at 1:57 pm · @Reply ·
No. 3 · Nice Sean (formerly Sean, and Sean from england.)
@dvlaries: That.

Jul 22, 2011 at 3:13 pm · @Reply ·
No. 4 · RomanHans
Actually, about two seconds later somebody tweaks his nipple and he takes the whole thing in his mouth.

Jul 22, 2011 at 3:43 pm · @Reply ·
No. 5 · Taliaferro
My goodness! At least we know his mouth can accommodate quite a large, uh, er, organ!

Jul 22, 2011 at 4:09 pm · @Reply ·
No. 6 · bryan
@RomanHans: lmfao..

Jul 22, 2011 at 4:21 pm · @Reply ·
No. 7 · Steve
@dvlaries: Have you seen the picture? There’s really no need to Photoshop it.

Jul 22, 2011 at 4:46 pm · @Reply ·
No. 8 · Joe B.
So frothy.

Jul 22, 2011 at 4:56 pm · @Reply ·
No. 9 · christopher di spirito
I always suspected Santorum is a shit eater.

Jul 22, 2011 at 5:27 pm · @Reply ·
No. 10 · tjr101
Santorum is just fifthy.

Jul 22, 2011 at 5:58 pm · @Reply ·
No. 11 · inoits2
I dunno..looks like he practicing for a delicious fat black cock.

Jul 22, 2011 at 6:31 pm · @Reply ·
No. 12 · Eminent Victorian
This picture is the best thing I’ve seen all day! That is, in terms of perfectly capturing the essence of the perfect jerkoff d-bag.

Jul 22, 2011 at 8:54 pm · @Reply ·
No. 13 · Jeff
I think Santorum has a new google problem

Jul 22, 2011 at 8:58 pm · @Reply ·
No. 14 · Cam
I love how Frothy that cone looks. LOL

Jul 22, 2011 at 9:54 pm · @Reply ·
No. 15 · xander
LOL…my, my, Rick Santorum has a frosty,fecal photo opp disaster for his focus group and his P. R. team to confront. Next will he be seen with a frozen fudge popsicle?

Jul 22, 2011 at 10:47 pm · @Reply ·
No. 16 · gregger
@inoits2: so perfect.

Jul 22, 2011 at 11:39 pm · @Reply ·
No. 17 · jcknck
That’s not icecream! It’s a santorum-covered dick!

Jul 23, 2011 at 8:48 am · @Reply ·
No. 18 · ewe
That is the happiest i have ever seen her.

Jul 23, 2011 at 12:07 pm · @Reply ·
No. 19 · ewe
one mouth and a coner.

Jul 23, 2011 at 12:08 pm · @Reply ·
No. 20 · zachofnyc
i tell you, this santorum issue can be knocked out by a nice anal douche just before sex.

Jul 23, 2011 at 7:09 pm · @Reply ·
No. 21 · fredo777
Dude’s a dick, but I have to say, watching a guy deep-throat a chocolate-y soft-serve phallus like that is pretty hot.

Jul 25, 2011 at 1:32 pm · @Reply ·
No. 22 · recubejim
Jeeze, he’s even sporting a shit-eating grin. ~”:=}}>>

Jul 25, 2011 at 5:06 pm · @Reply ·
No. 23 · recubejim
Oh yeah, and Rachel is so ”vile” that she almost blushed when reporting truly vile sexuality of killers for hire and then apologizes to her mother. I adore you Rachel. You are The BEST! You make me smile. Thanks!

Jul 25, 2011 at 5:20 pm · @Reply ·
No. 24 · MJseville
It is beyond comprehension that this idiot can survive in the 21st century. The name Santorum suits him well.

Jul 26, 2011 at 2:28 am · @Reply ·
No. 25 · paperbagmarlys
…shit-eating grin…

The definition of.

It’s nice to know that, after a decade, he thinks about Savage-Santorium all day long. He’s a little slow, he’d already shoved the doodoo cone into his him mouth before his brain said “Oh, duh, this might not be the best idea. Oh, fuck, is that a photographer?”

Jul 27, 2011 at 9:54 pm · @Reply ·
No. 26 · J Burt
Rick Santorum is as blind as a bat:
He hasn’t the sight of a cat.
The problem is his name’s size,
For it’s lacking a couple of eyes:
Let’s go to the alphabet emporium
Then commit him to a sanitorium.

Jul 29, 2011 at 6:15 am · @Reply ·