This Plane Ain’t Virgin

In honor of the Spice Girls‘ new plane, our friends Pretty On The Outside concocted this high-flying illustration. It took at least 38 NASA technicians to design the aerodynamic upturned nose. It offsets the aluminum titties, which happened to be created by Posh’s surgeon.

Speaking of the girls, check out these pictures from Victoria Beckham’s Parisian photo shoot. She looks disarmingly innocent. We all know better, though.