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This Year’s Oscar Statues Will Have A Small Penis

Hey Jared Leto and Matthew McConaughey, the Academy Awards you’re expected to win next month are going to be a bit heavier than you anticipate. This year the Oscar statues will come with penises intact, which means there’s more reason than ever to get your hands on one of the highly-coveted golden boys.¬†Entertainment Spotlight scored an insightful interview with the Academy Award maker (Tim Robinson) who explains that the penis is his passion.

Watch the heartwarming tale below.


By:           Editors
On:           Feb 21, 2014
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    • balehead

      sad and unfunny….

      Feb 22, 2014 at 7:25 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dxley

      And you’re telling us this because?

      Feb 22, 2014 at 7:31 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mezaien

      HAHAHAHA How cool, make sure he is circumcised, and give him a name like JESUS.

      Feb 22, 2014 at 8:49 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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