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Thomas Jane, Rob Lowe And Jeremy Piven Skinny-Dipping Together. You’re Welcome

In Mark Pellington’s 2011 movie, I Melt With You, perennially pretty Rob Lowe, Hung actor Thomas Jane, muscle cub Jeremy Piven and British actor Christian McKay play four high-school friends who all pledged to kill themselves if their lives sucked 25 years after high school.

The flick, now available On Demand, didn’t get rave reviews, but it does have a closeted character and, more importantly, a long sequence of the actors bare-ass naked and skinny-dipping (NSFW). It may well be the best part of the movie for those of you who have absolutely no intention of watching it.

 

By:           Daniel Villarreal
On:           Nov 19, 2011
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  • 13 Comments
    • WindReader
      WindReader

      Piven MIGHT be a muscle-cub if he didn’t wax himself to (the) death (of all his chest hair.

      Nov 19, 2011 at 10:18 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • christopher di spirito
      christopher di spirito

      A nekkid Thomas Jane is always a good thing.

      Nov 19, 2011 at 10:55 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mr. Enemabag Jones
      Mr. Enemabag Jones

      I wish they’d all kill themselves for real.

      Nov 19, 2011 at 11:23 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Allen D.
      Allen D.

      So the guy who doesn’t have a perfect body gets cropped out & ignored? That’s dumb. Kudos to any actor who gets nekkid.

      Nov 19, 2011 at 4:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cinesnatch
      Cinesnatch

      Wow, Daniel, thanks for spoiling part of the movie.

      While I was excited to see this film when I saw the director’s name, the trailer makes it look like (mostly) straight upperclass white guys in mid-life crisis.

      I already saw The Big Chill.

      Nov 19, 2011 at 6:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MKe
      MKe

      dull actor, over-rated actor, talented actor but huge douche. no thanks

      Nov 19, 2011 at 9:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ttl
      ttl

      Take a pass. One is too old, one is a total dck, and the ‘hung’ one is like 3 feet tall….

      Nov 20, 2011 at 12:11 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • steve
      steve

      This ad didn’t need to be over 2 mins long..

      But yeah wouldn’t it be wonderful if he turned out to be a queen?

      Nov 20, 2011 at 12:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • steve
      steve

      Whoops!

      Wrong thread for previous comment! A pitfall of the convenience of multiple tabs..

      Nov 20, 2011 at 12:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • stevoj
      stevoj

      oh my f’n gawd what movie is this modeled after?! it has four childhood friends (now grown) who meet up every year at a cabin. one of the the guys dead-beat brother shows up and slowly the film unravels each of the guys problems/short-comings. one of them is gay and another is closeted

      … now i’m gonna be searching all day..

      Nov 20, 2011 at 5:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • stevoj
      stevoj

      @stevoj: FOUND IT! Ice Men (2004); basically the same premise without the big hollywood budget and awful plot. should’ve reworked the title

      not a terrible movie. worth a boring tuesday afternoon

      Nov 20, 2011 at 5:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • me
      me

      Loved seeing part of Thomas Jane’s penor in Hung. Oh dog!

      Nov 21, 2011 at 2:44 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • wayne
      wayne

      Remember Rob Lowe in About Last Night… ? In my youth, I sure wanted to “buy him a sandwich.” Know what I mean?

      Nov 21, 2011 at 1:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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