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Tim Tebow’s Post-Focus On The Family Endorsement: Jockey Underwear

Tim Tebow, the Heisman Trophy-winning Denver Broncos quarterback who starred in Focus On The Family’s Super Bowl ad, has signed an endorsement deal with Jockey, maker of boring albeit classic underwear.

Don’t worry, gays: It’ll be kosher to check out Tebow’s package in the new catalog ads, so long as your cash actually goes to Baskit or Andrew Christian.

By:           Ryan Tedder
On:           Jul 27, 2010
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  • 15 Comments
    • InlandEmpire
      InlandEmpire

      Lucky I stop wearing Jockey a long time ago!

      Jul 27, 2010 at 12:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
      PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS

      Are the briefs going to be emblished with the bible verses Teblows loves to spout???

      Memo to Jockey: First rule of endorsment: Don’t sign someone to endorse your product who already has a bunch ‘o baggage attached

      Jul 27, 2010 at 12:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • menlo
      menlo

      Now this is something we can all “support”.

      Jul 27, 2010 at 12:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DR
      DR

      Jockey prides itself as the “all-American” underwear company. This isn’t news or surprising. It’s not like it’s Undergear for crying out loud…

      Jul 27, 2010 at 1:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Rick Brannon
      Rick Brannon

      Tebow lives down the street from me.

      He runs shirtless in Confluence Park in Denver.

      I am formulating a plan of capture.

      Jul 27, 2010 at 1:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
      PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS

      @Rick Brannon: Place a trail of pages ripped out of a bible leading to your door……. :-p

      Jul 27, 2010 at 1:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bill
      Bill

      Nothing says ‘I Love Jesus’ more than presenting your cock bulge for all the world to see for millions of dollars.

      What would Jesus do?

      Jul 27, 2010 at 3:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Wes
      Wes

      I feel so sorry for Tebow. No grown male should have to wear underwear meant for a prepubescent boy. I hope his package can stand the torture.

      Jul 27, 2010 at 4:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Devon
      Devon

      @Wes:

      I get the feeling Tebow’s package will feel right at home in underwear meant for a 9 year-old…

      Jul 27, 2010 at 5:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • A.G.
      A.G.

      This is interesting.

      During his 2008 spring break missionary trip to the Philippines, Tebow circumcised the “poor” Filipino boys in Minanao.

      According to fellow Florida grad and aspiring physician, Richard Moleno, “You could see he was really into it.”

      So, now he’s endorsing tightie whities.

      Jul 27, 2010 at 5:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • McMike
      McMike

      I never gave Tebow’s sexual orientation one though until I read an article where he stated he wasn’t dating women because of his “morals”. It’s was a huge sign of a closet door since the Bible doesn’t state a man must stop dating women in order to have good morals.

      Jul 27, 2010 at 9:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Fitz
      Fitz

      @McMike: Really? I question the sexuality of anyone who opposes gay marriage with any vehemence. It’s almost always just a matter of time until they get caught in a bathroom stall, or on a vacation with an escort, or snorting Tina with their “massage therapist”.

      Jul 28, 2010 at 9:53 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • AFV007
      AFV007

      @PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS:
      Memo to Jockey: First rule of endorsment: Don’t sign someone to endorse your product who has nothing to accentuate it. What a dickless guy.

      Jan 11, 2012 at 12:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • D P
      D P

      @PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS: HAHAHA! …TeBLOWS…!

      Feb 5, 2012 at 3:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • D P
      D P

      @McMike: Right! And as one who once considered joining the priesthood but came to my senses, even *I* tried to hide from scrutiny by hiding behind spirituality. That was the EASIEST and most likely decoy I knew to use.

      “COME OUT, COME OUT, WHERE-EVER YOU ARE!”

      Feb 5, 2012 at 3:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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