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POLL: 23% Of London Men Into Gay Sex, Other 77% Probably Lying About It

downton-abbey-thomas-gay-kissAccording to a poll about how slutty London is, 23% of men claimed they have had or would have gay sex, compared to 60% of women.

Time Out London‘s 2013 Sex Survey asked some 10,000 men and women in the UK capital about their depraved sexual habits, which found that basically everyone’s a bunch of liars.

To wit, 76% of respondents claimed they were “better than average” at sex.

Meanwhile, the survey found that in truth, 26% of Londoners are worse than average in bed and don’t have a coital clue, while 24% are well aware of it and still manage to show their faces the next morning.

Married folks are sleeping singles under the bed, with the legally wed reporting sex on average of five times a month. That’s nothing compared to non-married folks who are shacking up without putting a ring on it; those “in relationships” get it done ten times a month.

So once the UK passes same-sex marriage, the Brit gays can expect their sex life to flat-line just like all other couples. And that’s called equality.

Interestingly enough, one-in-five singles categorized their sex lives as ‘mostly crying’. Nice to know somethings are universal.

By:           Les Fabian Brathwaite
On:           Feb 23, 2013
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  • 10 Comments
    • fagburn
      fagburn

      Well done for taking this seriously, Queerty!
      No need to think it’s balls.
      No Sirree!

      Feb 23, 2013 at 5:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • litper
      litper

      And 3 years ago only 1% was gay in UK

      Feb 23, 2013 at 5:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Daniel-Reader
      Daniel-Reader

      If you’ve ever visited London in the last decade, you know it is filled with a ton of attractive people, including lots of hot guys. England has a healthier populace than many places in the world. It is a great place to holiday.

      Feb 23, 2013 at 8:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Will L
      Will L

      It really depends on how well they selected those 10,000 men and women. An accurate poll needs a broad sampling. Someone else could survey 10,000 people and get just the opposite response. I don’t put a lot into polls but it’s always fun to hear the conclusions they’ve made. This poll could have been conducted by the Chamber of Commerce to increase tourism. :)

      Feb 23, 2013 at 8:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Caleb in SC
      Caleb in SC

      Just remember, this is London, not the UK as a whole. The populace of London would tend to be more liberal and young than the rest of the country, just like major cities in the US, so the results are definitely skewed.

      Feb 24, 2013 at 8:32 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • the other Greg
      the other Greg

      “76% of respondents claimed they were “better than average” at sex.”

      So the “Lake Wobegon Effect” isn’t just an American delusion?

      “23% Of London Men Into Gay Sex, Other 77% Probably Lying About It”

      That’s funny – Puerto Rico is the same way!

      Feb 24, 2013 at 12:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jwrappaport
      jwrappaport

      Good to know. Chose the perfect time to come here.

      Feb 24, 2013 at 1:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • fagburn
      fagburn

      @Will L: It was a self-selecting survey, with the results only “known” to Time Out – ie scientifically meaningless.

      Feb 24, 2013 at 1:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Publius
      Publius

      It’s possible for 76% of people to be “above average,” although not by very much.

      It would not be possible for 76% of people to be above median.

      Feb 24, 2013 at 10:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Caleb in SC
      Caleb in SC

      @Publius: What are modes and mean?

      Feb 25, 2013 at 2:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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