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Time Warner News Tweets Gay Porn Photos, Calls Them “Offensive”

Traffic in Austin, Texas was absolutely insane yesterday afternoon, thanks to at least four naked men who were clogging the roadways with explicit sexual performances.

This was the breaking news out of Time Warner’s own News Austin station around 6pm last night, which tweeted out the vital information with four sexy gay porn photos (one selfie) with the caption “TRAFFIC: Your 5:12 p.m. update. Too many!”

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No! Not enough!

(Go here for a much better screenshot)

The hilarious misstep was obviously the work of a horny production assistant with terrible multitasking skills, though Time Warner would probably prefer you believed they were “hacked” or something.

Perhaps the most offensive thing about the entire situation is TWC News Austin’s asinine response, which refers to the material at hand as “offensive”:

These kind of mishaps are actually quite common, and unfortunately, the ensuing apologies are always full of puritanical shame and disgrace. “Unfortunate,” “explicit,” “irrelevant,” maybe. But offensive? Offensive to whom?

You’d think a studio full of educated (?), well-written (?) journalists (?) would be able to come up with better language than that.

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