[Editor’s note: We’ve asked John Carroll, noted Broadway performer, writer, activist and publicist to throuple Ted Cruz, Ian Reisner and Mati Weiderpass to give back to the community in a way that wouldn’t cause our readers to need a prescription for penicillin. Since that wasn’t an option, he came up with this advice column. We’ll let him take it from here.]
Have a problem? Need some good advice? Well, you could bend the ear of a trusted confidant to give you some sage words of wisdom…or you could go against your better judgement and just ask me. You can contact me at [email protected] or follow me on YouTube, Facebook, Twitter and Instagram.
Enjoy episode two in which I help “Susan” who is struggling with a weight problem below.
https://youtu.be/_VHYBR2qElc
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Babak Bijarchi
Yawn….not funny
Rob Johnson
This wins THE STUPID of the Year award. Not funny at all.
stuartaidanlover
After being thoroughly entertained by John Carroll (I took notes) I watched Colby Keller’s new videos from his colbydoesamerica.com series, Colby Does Massachusetts and Colby Does Maine. Massachusetts’s gives us naked dancing and music that easily be found on Broadway. Maine’s star was Jeff Koon’s plastic Lobster who willing performed and the catfish antics.
Stephen Rock
*crickets* ð??³
Mark Ilvonen
ugh!
Xzamilio
Kids, this is what happens when you are told you are funny when all guys want to do is sleep with you. Can’t diss someone who clearly takes great care of himself and is in excellent shape… but humor isn’t everyone’s strong point, just like lower body exercises clearly aren’t his. I’m sorry, but what is it with the obsession with the core and totally neglecting the legs and ass??? I thought butts were our thing… it’s where were get most of our daily work done 🙂
Xzamilio
*we
I found my weak point… proofreading.
enfilmigult
Sorry, not funny at all. The jokes aren’t really jokes, the delivery is super self-conscious (nothing kills comedy more efficiently than someone who looks like they think they’re being funny), and the morning zoo DJ sound effects do not help. And it has a weird, punching-down vibe to it. Comedy just isn’t your bag, and if you had any friends who tried to gently suggest this wasn’t ready to share with the world, those are your GOOD friends.
Our Bodies, Our Confidence: For gay men.
OR! Just love your body the way it is and focus on being healthy.
Felix Duarte
I don’t know whether to laugh AT him or be offended by him. Both?
musctop
Wow–how is it possible to go 3 min 30 sec and not even be accidentally funny once? You know when you’re drunk and friends tell you that you should do comedy? Yeah–no.
Steven Kozel
Why would you profile this? It’s far from being a self-help tutorial. It’s not helpful at all, and trying way too hard to be witty but failing terribly. Oh, it’s because he has a hot body, that’s it. What a waste of time.
erikwm
That wasn’t funny at all.
Doughosier
@Xzamilio: so true! I mean the part about guys laughing at him because they want to sleep with him. That was my first thought as well.
McShane
Swing and a miss! You’re outta here.
Michael Golden
ooh To Be Young…
Cam
Watching this just made me feel bad for him. I guess he has been told he is funny, maybe by friends out at a bar and so he believed them.
Watching that was just uncomfortable. Like when you go to a performance York 2nd grade niece or nephew is in, and everyone knows it’s terrible but goes on about how great it was because these were 2nd graders, and well, they tried.
Julio González
I was offended and unamused.
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@Julio González: Totally agree
George Scherer
Actually it’s stupid and a waste of time
jeran
Great clip… when the sound is off!