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Tom Cruise Turns Tricks On World’s Largest Phallus

When he’s not bromancing Jeremy Renner in the waves, Tom Cruise is performing tricks on the side of the 2,717-foot Burj Khalifa building in Dubai. It’s going to make Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol that much more real. Also, it’s going to make Tom Cruise that much more butch. Okay John Travlota, it’s your turn to man up.

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