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Tom Cruise’s Jilted Ex-Rumermongerer Says Heterosexual Actor Illegally Listened to His Sweet Nothings

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Michael Davis Sapir, who earlier this decade claimed to have a video tape showing Tom Cruise had “engaged in a homosexual relationship” (before Cruise sued for $100 million and they settled out of court), is now suing the actor claiming he and his cronies, including jailed P.I. Anthony Pellicano, illegally wiretapped his phone during their 2001 legal tiff. Sapir wants $5 million. And, apparently, a visit from some friendly thetan hunters who look unkindly on this type of harassment.

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On:           Dec 22, 2009
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No. 1 · christopher di spirito · Member · 1569 comments

Pre-Scientology, I thought Tom Cruise was smokin’ hot.

Post-Scientology, he just looks nuts. Think Charles Manson with a better haircut and clothes.

But it’s all in the eyes; the windows on the soul. He has dead eyes, crazy-ass eyes, and frankly, I think he’s dangerous.

Posted: Dec 22, 2009 at 3:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 2 · terrwill · Member · 2441 comments

No. 1 · christopher di spirito: Agreed, he is one scary looking freakin’ midget………

Posted: Dec 22, 2009 at 3:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 3 · Taylor Siluwé · Member · 178 comments

Ditto again. Nuts. Completely.

Posted: Dec 22, 2009 at 4:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 4 · Josh NYC

I’m confused by the Headline – who is the “Heterosexual Actor” in this story?

Posted: Dec 22, 2009 at 4:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 5 · terrwill · Member · 2441 comments

I actually have heard from a person who is usually right on when it comes to this kind of shit that there actually does exist an a porn tape that Cruise made in the early 80′s when he was a struggling actor. Supposdly he makes out and sucks and gets sucked shows both actors cummin but there is no anal. It was made and released just when VCRs were becommin popular and before there was mass marketing of VHS tapes, you still had to “know a guy” to obtain this porn. Supposdly Cruise has spent millions over the years quietly purchasing each one as it surfaces…………..So if you have nothing to do over this weekend pull out that dusty old box of VHS tapes you haven’t viewed in years, you may find Tom engaging in some real “risky business”……. : P

Posted: Dec 22, 2009 at 4:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 6 · B Damion · Member · 112 comments

This story is for the birds

Posted: Dec 22, 2009 at 6:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 7 · B

No. 5. terrwill wrote “I actually have heard from a person who is usually right on when it comes to this kind of shit that there actually does exist an a porn tape that Cruise made in the early 80′s when he was a struggling actor.”

Heard there was also one of Saddam Hussein in a porn film, allegedly made when he was still a nobody and needed some cash. Should you believe either story?

You take a guy who looks similar to some famous person, throw in the customary poor video quality, and let the viewers’ imaginations do the rest. You also show a frame from the alleged video on a web site, reducing the image quality and size as needed, to help set expectations.

Posted: Dec 22, 2009 at 6:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 8 · alan brickman

GET A LIFE ALREADY!!!

Posted: Dec 22, 2009 at 11:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 9 · 1EqualityUSA

He was great in the trial scene of a Few Good Men. I have to agree, his eyes are a little on the squirrelly side. He’s a good actor, though his personal life steals the scene now.

Posted: Dec 22, 2009 at 11:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 10 · Jacob

Tom you can come out the closet. We all know your gay

Posted: Dec 23, 2009 at 3:26 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 11 · Sam

@No. 6: THE BIRDS!!!1!

Posted: Dec 23, 2009 at 10:42 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 12 · 1EqualityUSA

Tom could pull off a good tippy hedren

Posted: Dec 23, 2009 at 11:07 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 13 · Mark_Your_Words

Scientologist. I rest my case.

Posted: Dec 24, 2009 at 5:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 14 · Wen · Member · 126 comments

No. 4 · Josh NYC LOL

Posted: Dec 25, 2009 at 11:50 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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