Olympic diver and newly confirmed gay man Tom Daley is traveling the globe to film his brand new ITV show Tom Daley Goes Global, during which he’ll abandon the comforts of home to explore foreign countries with his best pal Sophie Lee.
The 19-year-old recently revealed that while he was in Thailand’s capital for the show, he “went for a walk” and wound up “meeting” his first “ladyboy.” According to the Daily Star, Thailand is “famous for its ladyboys, hookers and kinky massage parlors.”
Tom also revealed his experience with those kinky massage parlors, revealing that he followed a group of tourists in a “side street shop offering rubdowns” and “went bright red” when he realized it “looked like an orgy in there.”
Tom did not confirm whether he stayed to indulge in a “rubdown,” though with an ass like that and a body that compels people to “offer sex right then and there,” it’s hard to imagine he didn’t immediately have a swarm of “masseurs” offering an endless “rubdown” free of charge.
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Tom Daley Goes Global premieres tomorrow night at 9 p.m., and the first episode will show Tom Daley refusing to use a Thai toilet because, as he describes it, “it’s like an ice cream scoop in the floor.” How precious.
boxjelly
*yawn*
Brian
Witnessing something that resembles an orgy… not the same thing as attending an actual orgy.
If your headline were true, he’d be mildly interesting. But as it stands, your invented story leaves the guy as bland as he’s always been. This Queerty obsession is getting weird.
Pistolo
I’m not attracted to him all the time but for whatever reason, him in a brothel massage parlor orgy just does it for me.
capsule
@Brian:
He doesn’t need to confirm negative stereotypes about gay men. Stop being bitchy about a young man who is an inspiration and role model to millions around the globe.
vive
@Brian, yes, it’s total false advertising. Anything goes for clickbait.
PARKAVMAN
Did Dustin have a talk with er before they left about keeping his pocket rocket safe and secure.
Stache99
@capsule: I think Brian is spot on.
1. The title in part reads..Tom Daley attends Orgy In Thailand. More like ran into. Big difference 2. Not all of us are fan boys such as yourself. 3. Using your youth to catch yourself a very wealthy older sugar daddy is nice but doesn’t exactly make you a role model for others unless you’re a gold digger.
Stache99
I have to say I don’t blame him though. He’s smart. Use your 15 minutes of fame to make as much $ as possible. Endorsements, reality shows etc. Use your youth and beauty to attract the kind of people that can help you achieve those ends.
hotshot70
Send Tom Daley to me, and he can experience a “deliverance” style party. He has a purdy mouth and I bet he would be better than Ned Beatty! lol
Fang
Well your sensationalist title worked! I read the article. Congrats!
scruffybk
Anyone else besides me bored of reading about this guy ??
Billy Budd
I think he is super cute, and if he were my boyfriend I would:
– Iron, wash and sew his clothes
– Bathe him
– Cook for him
– Give him massages
– Give him a home
– Bring him breakfast in bed
– Read books for him
– Make his bed every day
– Clean the apartment for him
– Organize his collection of speedos
– Organize dinner parties and invite his friends to come over
– Be his press agent
– Be his secretary
– Bring him warm milk every night before he sleeps
– Give him gifts
– Choose and buy his clothes
– Be his chauffer
– Cuddle with him in bed every night
– TOP him in every imaginable way.
BRENT
I just cannot understand why some people are so nasty about this kid. For God’s sake he’s a world-class athlete, he’s won everything worth winning except an Olympic Gold, and no-one could deny that he is a force for good and a fine example to other lads his age.
Quite frankly I get fed up with the constant sniping of embittered queens. He’s good. Just live with it.
Bryguyf69
@scruffybk queeried:
“Anyone else besides me bored of reading about this guy ??”
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Very likely. But unlike you, they had the good sense to NOT click on the story. Nor did they bother to post a comment. Me thinks the Lady doth protest too much! Cum on, admit it. You’re obsessed with Tom. You probably have his likeness tattooed in your nether region, and lacey Tom Daley pillows and stuffed Tom Daley dolls all over your bedroom. Is that an official Tom Daley manicure set on your dressing table? How about that anatomically-correct Tom Daley blow-up doll? Oh wait, that’s just an inflatable Bozo the Clown with Tom’s face taped on the head. Sorry, I thought that bulbous red nose was something else…
Bryguyf69
@Stache99 bitched:
“Use your 15 minutes of fame to make as much $ as possible. Endorsements, reality shows etc. Use your youth and beauty to attract the kind of people that can help you achieve those ends.”
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What are you talking about?
1) 15 minutes? Daley has been medaling since 2007, reaching Olympic caliber by 2008. He is still Olympic-class in 2014. Do the math. 7yrs x 365days x 24hrs x 60mins = 3,679,200 minutes — at least, since I didn’t include leap years. Even if you were being figurative, the vast difference in numbers shows you to be mathematically- and factually-illiterate. And at 19, he likely has at least two Olympics left. That’s 10 more years — or 5,256,000 minutes — in case you can’t calculate.
2) Why the cynicism? Unlike athletes from China, Daley’s career isn’t government-sponsored. What’s wrong with making a living? Would you rather have him be supported by taxpayers? Or would you rather have him pay taxes — lots of taxes, as the wealthy should?
3) Is his commercial use of “youth and beauty” different from that of virtually any other athlete? If not, why single him out? Or are you taking the NCAA stance banning athletes from any commercial endorsements? Or perhaps such endorsements should be limited to the “old and ugly”?
4) What “kind of people”? Care to name names? As far as I know, Dustin Lance Black has had no bearing on Daley’s commercial life. So who are you referring to? The only people Daley needs to “attract” for commercial success are ordinary consumers like you and me.
The bottom line is that Daley isn’t doing anything any other athlete wouldn’t do if they had the opportunity. This is especially true of unpaid athletes like Olympians. Let me take that back — he DID do something different. He came out. He did so, despite the risk of losing commercial opportunities. He did so, despite possible heckling from viewers. He did so, despite further intrusions in his private life. Do you think reporters would take candid photos outside his training center had he not come out? As for Black, what does Daley have to gain? Daley is more famous and possibly wealthier. Black isn’t well-known beyond US gay activist circles, and screenwriters aren’t exactly celebrities, even if they’ve won an Oscar. I’m willing to bet that Black has gained more fame than Daley in this relationship — even more so outside the US.
sejjo
@BRENT: Hear, hear.
Billy Budd
Most people just can’t be happy with other people’s success. Or they just can’t deal with the fact that some people are near perfection.
he is very successful and he is incredibly cute. Learn to live with this.
SoThenWhatHappened
@boxjelly:
Indeed! You are incredibly tiresome.
Stache99
@Bryguyf69: Wow. I take it you’re a fan boy. I Wasn’t talking about the whole time he’s been training. I also said there was nothing wrong with using your 15 min to make as much money as possible?
jazz4108
@Billy Budd: those ammenties sound quite nice. Would you consider a thirty year old?
Billy Budd
@jazz4108: Yes of course, as long as you are cute. If you’re not very cute, I can still love you, but I won’t be so enthusiastic about doing service.
robho3
and we care about this why?
Wayne_in_NYC
@BRENT: I couldn’t agree more Brent! Jealousy and bitterness is worse than Queerty’s objectification of cute little Tom. He’s a world class athlete who is putting a handsome cute face on “being gay” worldwide and changing attitudes as a role model to young people everywhere. Why shouldn’t he enjoy his life?