Tom Ford lets it all out in his forthcoming Out interview.

Apparently the former Gucci designer, seen here through Terry Richardson's lens, couldn't handle his unprecedented early success: Says Ben Widdicombe:

…The man who built his fortune making schlubs like us jealous of his fabulous lifestyle (buy his $3,000 jacket and you can be cool, too!) is going through a midlife crisis.

"All of a sudden, I realized that 40 years had gone by, and I had everything that I ever wanted, and yet I wasn't completely, deeply inside, happy or satisfied," he says. "It was like, is that all there is?"

Our virtual heart just broke… Oh, wait, that was nausea.