Tom Takes A Sweaty Cruise
Tom Cruise and his mindless missus, Katie Holmes got down and real funky at Sunday’s Beckham bash.
From Us Weekly:
…The real showstopper came when the DJ played “Old Time Rock & Roll,†prompting Cruise to re-enact his famous scene from Risky Business. At one point, he got on his back and kicked his legs in the air, just like in the movie!In real life, however, the star kept his pants on.
Thank L. Ron!
With those nasty sweat marks he should have left his jacket on…gross.
I’ll bet he still looks comestible in his tighty-whities.
Rhetorical question: After the big-assed, expensive and overblown courtship, marriage, and insemination of Katie Holmes, (not necessarily
in that order), is there one person who had thought Tom Cruise was gay, who now doesn’t? Has even one person changed his/her mind?
old time rock and roll? this is the music they play at “cool” hollywood parties?