The New York Post speculated last week that breast cancer survivor Cynthia Nixon had a tit job. Nixon, however, says they're stupid butt holes, but not in those words: "I was at St. Luke's-Roosevelt Hospital for my 'three-monthly' checkup. I was in the Oncology Department. I guess they think that means 'plastic surgery.'… We got a call from [the Post] asking if I'd had breast augmentation, and my publicist laughed at them and said, 'No, of course not.' But they printed it anyway." [NYDN]