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Trolling Tuesday: The Return

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Oh, gee! Prepare to blush, readers, because we’re reviving everyone’s favorite freak show: Trolling Tuesday!

Here’s the deal: we need you guys and gals to send in the freakiest, saddest, most repulsive and cootie-ridden missives from Craigslist, then we post them, comment and we all have a good laugh.

For an example of what we’re looking for, consider this call from an industrious fellow looking to be turned into an expert in fellatio:

As my training proceeds, I understand my trainers may take me to parties, bars, etc. for in-service training and evaluation, or sometimes bring in buddies to push my skill levels and test me as we go along. If you are interested in training me please let me know about your training methods, location, availability and which specific technique you want to train me in and use me for. Thanks.

When you finish with me I want to be able to supply the best oral service for men ranging from truck drivers to businessmen, to anonymous glory hole users. I want them begging to have me service them over and over. And, of course, my instructors will always get serviced as they have taught me.

So, basically, you get what you give – which exactly is what Trolling Tuesday is all about!

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By:           Andrew Belonksy
On:           Jun 3, 2008
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7 Comments

No. 1 · ian

ummm…
anyone have the link to this example…
just a question

Posted: Jun 3, 2008 at 6:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 2 · fredo777 · Member · 3010 comments

!

Invasion of privacy. That e-mail was sent to you in the strictest of confidence.

Meh. I’ve gotta learn somewhere.

Posted: Jun 3, 2008 at 6:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 3 · Ray

if it made a sound when i rolled my eyes, they’d be screaming.

Posted: Jun 3, 2008 at 7:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 4 · David Hauslaib, Queerty · Queerty Staff · 61 comments

Some previous examples:

http://www.queerty.com/category/trolling-tuesday/

Posted: Jun 3, 2008 at 10:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 5 · rasa

Oh please! Don’t do this. It’s not funny. It’s icky and sicky and smacks of way more cynicism than is humorous. It’s sort of “lowest common denominator” humor… Just don’t… Please.

Posted: Jun 3, 2008 at 10:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 6 · Rikard

Come on RASA, I think it’s funny. I met my boyfriend on CL and don’t remember what his post even said, but when we met face to face, yeow! Even though I’m committed, I still have to take a peek at the CL posts once in a while. Here’s one I see all the time

dad/son relationship. me in my 30s you be younger – m4m – 37 (salt lake)

Date: 2008-06-04, 2:09AM MDT

I like young guys, 20′s guys, r m, good.
want to cum role play, cuddle, kiss, hang in our g’s, and get to know eat other.
daddy is horny… are you son?
have any scout/scout master fantacy’s?
hope to here from you.

Location: salt lake

(rm is mormon “returned missionary”, g’s are mormon underwear “garments”)

Posted: Jun 4, 2008 at 11:40 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 7 · hisurfer · Member · 563 comments

OK, you’ve explained ‘rm’ and ‘g.’ But what in Romney-land is ‘cum role play?’ You pretend to cum, but don’t? Or does the cum get it’s own speaking role?

Posted: Jun 4, 2008 at 3:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]

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