We hope you're sitting down, because we've got some bad news, readers. Craigslist's gone all "problem loading the page" and we're unable to fulfill our Trolling Tuesday obligations today.

Yes, it's terrible, we know, but to make up for the lack of laughable sexverts, we've included a video of men auditioning for an action movie. The clip's surprisingly similar to Trolling Tuesday candidates.

Consider these quotes from the hyperactive hopefuls: "You wanna see tough, I'll show you tough;" "You're going to like this;" and "What kind of wood is this?" Perfect!


Yeah, that's the spot!