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True Blood Recap Roulette: Gone To Meet One’s Maker

Anyone can just spell out what happened on last night’s episode of True BloodIn fact, you can’t swing a dead shapeshifter without hitting someone’s recaps.

So every week this season, Queerty contributor Jason Sweeten is going to give us a different spin on the previous night’s episode: it might be a screenshot slideshow, a sock-puppet re-enactment, or even some Kabuki theater. (If we can just get the budget approved). He might not always succeed, but at least it won’t be boring.

This Week: TEXTS!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jason Sweeten is a contributing writer for Queerty. That glamouring scene still makes him sad.

Photo credit: John P. Johnson/HBO
By:           Jason Sweeten
On:           Aug 13, 2012
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  • 5 Comments
    • Rabbit
      Rabbit

      Thank you, Jason, for the imaginative recap of last night’s episode! Kudos! Jason reacting to the loss of his friendship with Hoyt was extremely touching.

      Aug 13, 2012 at 1:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Alan down in Florida
      Alan down in Florida

      ROFLMAO. My immediate reaction when Sookie was taking Chinese food out of the bag was “Chinese food in Bontemps?” I knew immediately the chopsticks were going to be repurposed. LOL.

      Aug 13, 2012 at 3:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Alexz Deveraux
      Alexz Deveraux

      OMG, as much as I try to avoid spoilers, your True Blood Recaps are too hilarious! Plus et plus s’il vous plait!

      Aug 13, 2012 at 7:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BOY/TOY
      BOY/TOY

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AWESOME.

      Aug 13, 2012 at 8:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MJ (different from the other one)
      MJ (different from the other one)

      I can’t take it anymore. is anyone thinking what I’m thinking when U say this bitch needs a razor and shaving cream?!

      Aug 13, 2012 at 11:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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