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True Blood Recap Roulette: Gone To Meet One’s Maker

Anyone can just spell out what happened on last night’s episode of True BloodIn fact, you can’t swing a dead shapeshifter without hitting someone’s recaps.

So every week this season, Queerty contributor Jason Sweeten is going to give us a different spin on the previous night’s episode: it might be a screenshot slideshow, a sock-puppet re-enactment, or even some Kabuki theater. (If we can just get the budget approved). He might not always succeed, but at least it won’t be boring.

This Week: TEXTS!










Jason Sweeten is a contributing writer for Queerty. That glamouring scene still makes him sad.

Photo credit: John P. Johnson/HBO
By:           Jason Sweeten
On:           Aug 13, 2012
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    • Rabbit

      Thank you, Jason, for the imaginative recap of last night’s episode! Kudos! Jason reacting to the loss of his friendship with Hoyt was extremely touching.

      Aug 13, 2012 at 1:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Alan down in Florida
      Alan down in Florida

      ROFLMAO. My immediate reaction when Sookie was taking Chinese food out of the bag was “Chinese food in Bontemps?” I knew immediately the chopsticks were going to be repurposed. LOL.

      Aug 13, 2012 at 3:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Alexz Deveraux
      Alexz Deveraux

      OMG, as much as I try to avoid spoilers, your True Blood Recaps are too hilarious! Plus et plus s’il vous plait!

      Aug 13, 2012 at 7:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BOY/TOY


      Aug 13, 2012 at 8:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MJ (different from the other one)
      MJ (different from the other one)

      I can’t take it anymore. is anyone thinking what I’m thinking when U say this bitch needs a razor and shaving cream?!

      Aug 13, 2012 at 11:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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