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True Blood Recap Roulette: Lilith Fan Fair, Or Bourbon Street Bloodbath

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By:           Dan Avery
On:           Jul 23, 2012
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  • 13 Comments
    • MJ (different from the other one)
      MJ (different from the other one)

      I’m so confused

      Jul 23, 2012 at 1:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • raisedsouth
      raisedsouth

      lol hilarious

      Jul 23, 2012 at 1:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Belize
      Belize

      “I really hope he returns to just say one, innocuous line.”

      I’m sure that as the person tasked to review this show, you’d pay enough attention to know that he died in Season 1.

      “He might not always succeed, but at least it won’t be boring.”

      This is my first time reading these “recaps.” I don’t think I’ll ever do it again. I just wasted a few minutes of my life and I didn’t even laugh.

      Sorry.

      Jul 23, 2012 at 2:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Brandon
      Brandon

      11:45 The reality that Chris Meloni “died” without contributing significant nudity has kicked in.

      Jul 23, 2012 at 2:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cyn
      Cyn

      LMAO!!! Best thing out of True Blood in years!

      Jul 23, 2012 at 3:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Stepen
      Stepen

      Ok. So we got a play by play by a someone who it sounds like just needs masterpiece theater.

      Jul 23, 2012 at 3:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mal Tempo
      Mal Tempo

      You missed the point that Russell was feeding on the only 10 year old blond boy in the establishment.

      Jul 23, 2012 at 5:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ryan
      Ryan

      So this is like a parody of a catty, vapid, unfunny queen, right?

      Jul 23, 2012 at 9:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • POOPONTOP^
      POOPONTOP^

      LOL. BRB, I’m making Dragon’s fan group on Facebook.

      Jul 23, 2012 at 9:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sed
      Sed

      That wasn’t Russell feeding on the little boy that was the perv vampire that the Authority had locked up.

      I get that child molester rape children but I don’t need to actually see it on screen. I’d like to punch whoever thought that showing that was a good idea in the face.

      Jul 24, 2012 at 6:32 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Gauthier
      Gauthier

      @Belize: Are you being wilfully moronic? He LITERALLY says “I hope he returns FROM THE DEAD”. If you can’t even be arsed to quote properly, or even read the article with half an eye for that matter, why do you bother commenting? And you haven’t even read the other ones? Sorry to inform you boo boo, but you seem to be dumb as fuck. Please refrain from commenting until you’ve educated yourself.

      Jul 24, 2012 at 7:40 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Aaron
      Aaron

      If they know what good for them, they better bring back Roman. He is a God

      Jul 24, 2012 at 12:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • seek ache
      seek ache

      I am tired of Lilith appearing out of a glorious blood vapor,..as a matted haired, bloody savage. I designed a whole look her, fit for the the immortal vampire queen she is. All Hail Lilith :) http://seaki.wordpress.com/2012/08/16/true-blood-fashion-pinpoint-one-lookone-story-subject-lilith-goddess-of-vampires/

      Aug 16, 2012 at 2:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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