True Blood‘s Eric Finally Sinks Something Other Than Fangs Into Another Dude
If you thought the first instance of hot man-on-man True Blood sex would take place between Lafayette and Jesus, or even Bill and Sam, you were wrong. (Major spoilers ahead.)
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That honor goes to Eric Northman and Talbot, the bitchy queeny partner of Russell Edgington, the vampire king of Mississippi. Giving Russell a chance to run off and capture Sookie, Eric stays back at the mansion with Talbot for some … chess paying. “It’s been a long time since I’ve done this … with a vampire,” coos Eric.
And just when Talbot thinks he’s going to get the pounding of a lifetime? Eric exacts the ultimate revenge against Russell, who killed his family, like, a bajillion years ago.
Unprotected anal sex doesn’t kill. Vampires do.
I was surprised they even went there. I’m sure the Eric fan girls will be upset, but I was very happy. They do rape your eyes extremely hard with a very grotesque heterosexual love scene between Sookie and Bill to make up for the gay crumb we got.
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It’s man on man sex….not gay sex, Perez….
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Poor Talbot, he should of sat on it first so Eric could see his face as it slides in.
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Were we watching the same show? They didn’t even have sex. Eric pretended to seduce Talbot for the sake of *killing* him. It wasn’t “hot” at all. It was awkward, dark and violent.
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It was bittersweet. You didn’t see anything, but you see Sookie and Bill hump like bunnies constantly through the show. This did not deserve the hype that it has gotten a few months ago. The kissing scenes are either nonexistent or they are quickly cut to another scene. Come on Alan Ball, do better. RIP Talbot.
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@Trevez: To be fair he’s given us way more than most have on a show that isn’t specifically targeted towards gays.
I can’t think of one show that’s had the guts to put one of the leading males in a same-sex lip lock and not for some stunt. They even went as far to make it clear that Eric is bisexual(maybe Bill too) in the script when they didn’t really have to.
True Blood is far more progressive than other shows that claim to be.
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@Hilarious: I think the point is that the day is passing where we should be happy because they included us. The attitude that you are advocating is one that suggests we should be happy to be treated as inferior. I think that’s a bad idea if you believe yourself to be equal in the society.
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you guys need to give credit where credit is due …
Charlaine Harris, the awesome writer of the Sookie Stackhouse books, is the one who wrote almost of all her vampires as bi-sexual .. and my recollection is that Godric used Viking Erik as his boy-toy for a few decades (or centuries) … and yeah, I’m jealous.
Alan Ball is, generally, simply following Harris’ story lines, and he’s doing a damn fine job at it.
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True Blood rocks. Talbert was cute, but he was a Queen. Talbert should have hooked up with Lafayette. These 2 queens in bed would have been funny. I would love to see tall Eric get his freak on with that hot tall Italian American werewolf.
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@Daddy Grace Fish Sandwich: He wasn’t in Lafayette’s league.
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@D P: just watch it on surfthechannel.com or http://www.watchtruebloodseries.com/
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No doubt that was not the kind of penetration Talbot wanted from Eric!