True Blood‘s Hot Gay Vampire-Shape Shifter Shower Scene
If you didn’t see last night’s premiere of True Blood, do not watch the above clip or read any further. For the rest of you, remember the teasing gay motel scene?
Nooooo! All that buzz about Bill and Sam hooking up turns out to just be a dream, at least so far. The attraction is explained away by Sam having some of Bill’s blood in him, and because this is Vampire World, that means sexual orientation goes out the window because anyone’s who’s fed from a vamp has some erotic connection to him forever.
But let’s all pause for a moment to appreciate the “Arkansas water is very … hard” joke.
If anyone was surprised by this I’m guessing you’re not a regular viewer of the show.
Neither character was gay to begin with and the connection was explained during the first season when it happened to Sookie.
It’s more humorous between Sam and Bill than erotic because they usually hate each other and are in love with the same woman.
There are plenty of gay and bisexual vamps on the show. Eric being one of them(bisexual). Then there’s also Lafayette who’s very openly gay and only attracted to men. So we have plenty of content just for us, no need to be all upset over two of the few straight guys on the show not actually going gay(though this was only the first episode of the season…you never know).
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Oopsie…I was typing that last sentence and I pooped in my diaper. Where’s that Jamaican nurse? I need to be changed, now!!!!
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Sorry folks. I slipped and made that hateful last statement as my nurse was wiping my ass and diapering me. I apologize…when I’m medicated and my diaper is clean I’m less hateful. When I’m sitting in my own poop I get a little cranky. I’m sure you can understand. Everything is fine now and I’m sorry about the hate before. I feel really good especially as my nurse, after changing me, inserted a very large black dildo into my anus which helps regulate my mood. Toodles!
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Oh, I apologise yet again. I keep getting these epileptic fits in which I speak out of turn. Blame my Jasonesque Asperger’s syndrome and my mentally-challenged bi-racial bisexual bimorphic bi-phobic sister for that.
Gay vampires are sooooo hawt. Not as hawt as James Franco — about whom I have frequent nocturnally-emissionish dreams, but he will do in a pinchh.
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Oh God James, I’m so sorry. I didn’t mean it. The 12 inch black Dildo in my ass slipped out a little and I got nasty again. Rodrigo, my houseboy/nurse greased it up and re-inserted it and I’m feeling good and nice again.
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yes yes yes: that is my desire: to be shpanked by ten thousand Ethnic Men whilst spittle is directed at my micropeene… I want to be vioolaatedd.
or perhaps just make my living as a spinstress blogger
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jasse james the one who will break your head in pieces is your wife (or your mother?) if she finds out that you spend the WHOOOOOOLE day in a gay forum ,pretending to be a homophobic asshole and then reading all the queer news that queerty posts.enjoy them!!!!! after all, you love us,admit it my friend, without us you can’t live,you stick to us the whole day,participate with us and have a lot of fun with us,that’s an accomplishment for us,to have a homophobic friend like you,that like to do kinky stuff with his wife….mmm intresting ,what ‘s the next perversion you are going to come with,swallowing each other pus excreted from different sort of organs? very appetizing eh?,i would like to know what is like to have one body and my partner another different one,creepy eh? PRAISE THE LORD!!!hahhahaha
i dedicate another maria carey song for you, is called I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT YOU.it seems that you like maria carey way too much ,you are such a girrrrrl.
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Yes, JesseJasonHelms owes you a apology.
Its racist language proves that it is rather sick in the head.
Queerty doesn’t keep it from posting, so it willl no doubt continue its vicious attacks, until we can overwhelm it or QueErtY takes appropriate measures.
Hugs
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I notice his man boobs are firmer now…good
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That was an incredibly hot scene between Bill and Sam.
I really hoped they would take their hotness into the shower and fucked like only two men can.