Martin Ssempa. Scott Lively. So many boldface names in Vanguard‘s “Missionaries of Hate,” and not a Lindsay Lohan in sight! While Hulu won’t let us embed the full episode, you can watch it here, and be sure to cue to the 4:50 mark, where Ssempa uses bottlenecks to demonstrate why gay sex is unnatural.
But watch the program not to hear what Ssempa has to say (you already know what his bigotry sounds like), but for interviews with Ugandan citizens — whose answers are translated by a gay Ugandan, in case you were in need of irony.