Uganda’s Police Searching For 2 ‘Rear Bonking’ Women Who Escaped Neighborhood Lyncing

Police in Kawaala, northwest of Uganda’s capital Kampala, are “still hunting for Fatima Ssaabwe and Sanyu Mikki, the shameless gay couple that went in hiding shortly after surviving the wrath of enraged residents. The naughty girls, hitherto residents of Kawaala in Rubaga Division, a Kampala suburb, sneaked out of cops’ hands after being rescued from the angry residents who nearly forced them into an instant meeting with their creator. This, according to police sources, followed Mikki’s courageous manner when she called-in on one of the several city radio stations and demanded for her ‘rights’ as a gay, hence attracting the residents concern who reasoned she had tarnished their village’s reputation. Police then intervened and rescued the girls from the looming mob. However, they managed to escape from the them but Mikki was later nabbed and detained before she again went ‘missing’. The girls’ search resumes at a time when an Anti-Gay bill, seeking to criminalize the rear bonking vice and its promoters, is yet to be tabled in Parliament.” [Red Pepper]