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Ukrainian Rebel Leader Igor Strelkov Stars In New Gay Smut Book “Sucking Strelkov”

Igor StrelkovPro-Russian separatist commander Igor Strelkov is probably really pissed right now. A smutty new gay e-book starring him has gone on sale on Amazon. The price? $1.93. (Free with Kindle Unlimited.)

According to the book’s description, “Sucking Strelkov is the story of a chance encounter with one of the most evil men in Europe. Contains depictions of rough M/M intercourse that may be found offensive. DRM-free. Lending is possible; share with your friends!”

43-year-old Strelkov is considered to be the driving force behind the pro-Moscow insurgency currently raging in eastern Ukraine, and is hated by people the world over, as evidenced by the new e-book, which is being labeled by some as a smear campaign.

Sucking Strelkov is a fictional, 22-page e-book that tells of an adult film crew looking to shoot a gay porno featuring on-duty soldiers. The crew finds themselves in Donetsk, the stronghold of the pro-Russian separatist republic in Ukraine, where Strelkov, described as old, short, chubby and “with a very round face and a short little mustache that made him look like a cross between a pig and Adolf Hitler,” becomes paranoid the crew is there to spy on him.

To prove they are not spies, Strelkov forces the crew’s cameraman to perform oral sex on a guard. Satisfied that their intentions to film an innocent gay porno are true, he then considers allowing them to film him partaking in a wild gay orgy.

Ultimately, however, he decides against participating, telling them: “Gay sex is very legal in Ukraine right now. But in Russia … is very very forbidden. When peace come and rule of law restored, is no good having video evidence for sale all over Internet. Blackmailers, da?”

Then he tells the film crew to take a hike, but not before administering one final punishment on the cameraman. Strelkov forces the poor guy to drop trou and bend over, then he rapes him up the butt.

Sounds like a fascinating read.

The e-book is written by one “I. Van Der Woude,” which is thought to be pseudonym based on a name for the disfiguring genetic disorder Van Der Woude syndrome, and  has many people scratching their heads.

“I’m not sure what to make of this,” one Facebook commenter wrote.

Sucking Strelkov currently holds the #145,913 spot in the Kindle Store.

h/t Moscow Times