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Ukrainian Rebel Leader Igor Strelkov Stars In New Gay Smut Book “Sucking Strelkov”

Igor StrelkovPro-Russian separatist commander Igor Strelkov is probably really pissed right now. A smutty new gay e-book starring him has gone on sale on Amazon. The price? $1.93. (Free with Kindle Unlimited.)

According to the book’s description, “Sucking Strelkov is the story of a chance encounter with one of the most evil men in Europe. Contains depictions of rough M/M intercourse that may be found offensive. DRM-free. Lending is possible; share with your friends!”

43-year-old Strelkov is considered to be the driving force behind the pro-Moscow insurgency currently raging in eastern Ukraine, and is hated by people the world over, as evidenced by the new e-book, which is being labeled by some as a smear campaign.

Sucking Strelkov is a fictional, 22-page e-book that tells of an adult film crew looking to shoot a gay porno featuring on-duty soldiers. The crew finds themselves in Donetsk, the stronghold of the pro-Russian separatist republic in Ukraine, where Strelkov, described as old, short, chubby and “with a very round face and a short little mustache that made him look like a cross between a pig and Adolf Hitler,” becomes paranoid the crew is there to spy on him.

To prove they are not spies, Strelkov forces the crew’s cameraman to perform oral sex on a guard. Satisfied that their intentions to film an innocent gay porno are true, he then considers allowing them to film him partaking in a wild gay orgy.

Ultimately, however, he decides against participating, telling them: “Gay sex is very legal in Ukraine right now. But in Russia … is very very forbidden. When peace come and rule of law restored, is no good having video evidence for sale all over Internet. Blackmailers, da?”

Then he tells the film crew to take a hike, but not before administering one final punishment on the cameraman. Strelkov forces the poor guy to drop trou and bend over, then he rapes him up the butt.

Sounds like a fascinating read.

The e-book is written by one “I. Van Der Woude,” which is thought to be pseudonym based on a name for the disfiguring genetic disorder Van Der Woude syndrome, and  has many people scratching their heads.

“I’m not sure what to make of this,” one Facebook commenter wrote.

Sucking Strelkov currently holds the #145,913 spot in the Kindle Store.

h/t Moscow Times

By:           Graham Gremore
On:           Aug 26, 2014
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  • 10 Comments
    • fagburn
      fagburn

      You appear to be endorsing a homophobic smear campaign, Queerty.

      Care to clarify?

      Aug 26, 2014 at 8:21 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      @fagburn:

      Actually they are reporting a story that has a gay tone to it. But it’s always nice to see one of your older screenames come out of the wood work to try to stir up trouble. ::::Looking around:::: Guess we’ll be seeing BJ and the others in here soon?

      Aug 26, 2014 at 9:11 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • fagburn
      fagburn

      You really are quite unbelievably silly.

      Aug 26, 2014 at 9:24 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      @fagburn:

      Sorry, was that a comment on my pointing out what Queerty was doing or was that an attempt to avoid the fact that your original comment was challenged?

      Aug 26, 2014 at 9:49 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Saint Law
      Saint Law

      @fagburn: The only time I ever see your ‘contributions’ is when it’s time to defend your Russian paymasters.

      At least I hope they’re paying you. The idea you shill for free makes you seem even more pathetic. Were that possible.

      Aug 26, 2014 at 10:38 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DCFarmboi
      DCFarmboi

      Fuck Igor. Glory to Ukraine!

      Aug 26, 2014 at 8:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Meb
      Meb

      The situation is very serious. The nationalist Russia is trying to annex other countries. All ex-soviet Republics have ethnic minorities of Russian origin (who arrived in the soviet epoch) and the Russian irredentism reclaims those territories. The whole Eastern Europe is under an imminent danger.

      Aug 27, 2014 at 6:36 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Meb
      Meb

      +The situation is very serious. The nationalist Russia is trying to annex other countries. All ex-soviet Republics have ethnic minorities of Russian origin (who arrived in the soviet epoch) and the Russian irredentism reclaims those territories. The whole Eastern Europe is under an imminent danger.

      Aug 27, 2014 at 6:43 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Nowhere Girl
      Nowhere Girl

      It would be much less serious if not for Putin. Some say Putin simply wants to restore the empire, some say he has more complex plans – he is afraid that liberal democracy is a contagious disease and if it could “infect” Ukraine, there is no guarantee the epidemic won’t spread to Russia in a few years… Anyway, I remember some reports from Eastern Ukraine from the Euromaidan period. Eastern Ukraine has long been well-known for being much more pro-Russian: it has a large percentage of Russian-speaking (though not necessarily Russian-identified) population, its economics was so dependant on the whole Soviet system that now it simply has much bigger problems adjusting to a new reality, therefore they also always voted for more pro-Russian parties… However, during the Euromaidan someone tried to make a pro-Yanukovych demonstration in Donetsk and just about 100 people came – they were sick of him as well. So I believe there would be no separatists there if Russia hadn’t seen the whole unrest as a possibility to weaken its neighbor.
      That guy, Strelkov, is not even Ukrainian, he’s just a stupid but dangerous Russian troublemaker. A “veteran” of previous insurgencies with Russian involvement – it seems he goes looking for trouble whenever there’s an opportunity. He’s just addicted to all that military stuff…

      P.S. A joke I read under the Polish news about the same e-book.
      – What does Strelkov say to Putin when called to him for explanations?
      – Put in.

      Aug 27, 2014 at 8:39 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • YouGoGurl
      YouGoGurl

      Amusing that his family name is GERKIN! It’s close enough to Gherkin for me to assume that there probably is not much sucking (or to suck on) going on. Probably hung like Dick Cheney! LOL http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Igor_Girkin

      Aug 27, 2014 at 11:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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