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Ultimate Fighters = Gay

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If only this piece of satire were true:

No holds barred cage fighting can lead to long term gayness and an obsession with thighs, the British Medical Association claimed last night. The BMA is warning that men who are attracted to cage fighting are already gay or at least entertaining the possibility of a gay-based lifestyle.

According to a BMA study around 82% of men who took part in the vicious fights were gay before they started and another 12% became gay during their first fight.

That explains BJ Penn and Jens Pulver’s loving embrace.

For those of you mathemagicians wonder what happened to the final 6%: “[They got into] cage fighting because they wanted to beat up gay men.”

By:           Andrew Belonksy
On:           Sep 18, 2007
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  • 2 Comments
    • ProfessorVP
      ProfessorVP

      If you think men who watch cage fighting are interested in fighting, then you probably think men who buy Men’s Health are interested in health.

      Sep 18, 2007 at 11:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bloggernista
      Bloggernista

      Sweaty muscular men in itty bitty tight shorts rolling around on the floor trying to get each other to submit while a bunch rowdy men cheer them on? Mixed martial arts is the gayest sport ever. Love it.

      Sep 19, 2007 at 8:16 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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